FML : Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear,...

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Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sammmmi / Wednesday 22 June 2016 18:35 / United Kingdom - Paisley

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By America123Jeff | 7

#6634640 - Thursday 23 June 2016 8:49

Not your fault really. Plus it gave you an excuse to yell at the police naked. Make the most of those opportunities when you have them.

By zAstonish | 20

#6634643 - Thursday 23 June 2016 8:54

I guess you were caught with your pants down

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By America123Jeff | 7

#6634640 - Thursday 23 June 2016 8:49

Not your fault really. Plus it gave you an excuse to yell at the police naked. Make the most of those opportunities when you have them.

By zAstonish | 20

#6634643 - Thursday 23 June 2016 8:54

I guess you were caught with your pants down

By MDoremis | 38

#6634644 - Thursday 23 June 2016 8:54

I'm fairly certain the police have seen worse than a half naked person yelling at them.

By mds9986 | 24

#6634648 - Thursday 23 June 2016 9:02

I'm sure he has seen worse.

By Kanin_fml | 7

#6634649 - Thursday 23 June 2016 9:07

Good thing they had something else a little more major to focus on.

By ryand82 | 9

#6634655 - Thursday 23 June 2016 9:35

Sorry but, hahaha!

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#6634691 - Thursday 23 June 2016 10:57

I bet the real FML is your dissapointment in that you were only half naked ;)

By siggy_mcsigx | 18

#6634697 - Thursday 23 June 2016 11:05

This sounds like a gag from a Simon Pegg movie.

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Joseph24689 | 14

#6635490 - Friday 24 June 2016 17:31

This is an underrated comment.

By thenaff | 4

#6634714 - Thursday 23 June 2016 11:41

Renfrewshire. Aye that's about right.

By NerdGirl321 | 27

#6634797 - Thursday 23 June 2016 15:05

Must have been a great view.

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