FML : Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette...

Today, I heard my mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned, I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet, pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on, she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

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You deserved it

By trailertrashyanditsucks - / Friday 26 July 2013 19:55 / United States - Porter

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By Booda_Shun | 28

#5599863 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:35

Trailer life, I suppose.

By mangoboy1 | 19

#5599876 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:37

I also start crying and smoking cigarettes when I run out of TP.

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By Booda_Shun | 28

#5599863 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:35

Trailer life, I suppose.

Sinistra_Blue | 12

#5600192 - Saturday 27 July 2013 06:36

And they just upgraded from an outhouse too.

By websphere69 | 27

#5599870 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:36

Sounds like a "shitty" situation to be in

michelleJ11 | 25

#5599922 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:53

Overused and not even worth posting anymore.

Booda_Shun | 28

#5599945 - Saturday 27 July 2013 03:04

LORD HAVE MERCY, not this again

By Gothicbunnyx3 | 16

#5599871 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:36

Amurca

Wakachulak | 22

#5599904 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:46

Nope, Texus

Gothicbunnyx3 | 16

#5599912 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:50

It's not like Texas is in America

buckerado | 19

#5600076 - Saturday 27 July 2013 04:45

#13-You're an idiot. It is Tejas...pronounced"Tehaaaas" Trust me I'm a Tejan.

Booda_Shun | 28

#5600456 - Saturday 27 July 2013 01:04

When will Sandy come back, #38?

By mangoboy1 | 19

#5599876 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:37

I also start crying and smoking cigarettes when I run out of TP.

alycion | 26

#5600249 - Saturday 27 July 2013 07:36

Yes I always make sure there are smokes in my bathroom but never look for tp before sitting down. Priorities.

By 19Hahaha11 | 25

#5599877 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:37

Nobody likes to run out of "shit wipes"

By redbandit9877 | 12

#5599885 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:40

Never in a hundred years will anyone remember to put a new roll on.

By Javier6597 | 19

#5599886 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:40

Well that sucks I'd cry too if I didnt have any shit wipes :'(

By KinkyCurly | 13

#5599888 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:40

For your sake... Get her some "shit wipes" asap! lol

patrickalamo | 47

#5599979 - Saturday 27 July 2013 03:29

Don't ask the question if you cannot handle the answer...

By cosicosei | 22

#5599892 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:42

Can't tell if she means baby wipes or toilet paper... A bit fuzzy

evilplatypus | 35

#5600062 - Saturday 27 July 2013 04:40

Does it really matter? Either would have gotten the job done.

By noelasis94 | 18

#5599893 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:42

Sometimes you have to wipe with the hand.

KinkyCurly | 13

#5599909 - Saturday 27 July 2013 02:47

I do hope you wash your hands with antibacterial soap and the recommended 20 seconds... yeesh :/

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