By Tootie - United States
Today, I have to take medicine that gives me painful, violent farts. Tomorrow, I have to either get fired or go work in an office that's dead silent. How silent? Last week I heard my coworker drop a paperclip, three desks away. FML
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By  DrewsFML  |  8

Sit in your office chair in the aisle and let your gas propel you through the maze of cubicles. if you're going to get fired, you may as well do it in style.

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  flockz  |  19

as long as they're frozen. my ass is like a roasting oven so i need something frozen or else it will melt in there. i can't shit for a week!