Didn't you realize this a week or two ago? Now fml is just on repeat.

Please refer to my comment on the same story that appeared a week or so ago.

Hey FML, you want to pay me to edit your stories? I can promise to make them grammatically correct, format-following, and unrepetitive. Or are we just going to stick with the current shitty situation?

I might pay you to be my personal assistant. You send me the edited and non-repeated stories and I’ll send my comments back through you. You can then alert me to any replies to my comments and keep track of the thumbs.

When they have the FML Awards show, you can be my +1. Start picking out a nice gown so you look glamorous on the red carpet.

Haha your brother is their flesh and blood too, therfore also a priority.

But his fling is presumably not their flesh and blood.

if you're brother's then you are both flesh and blood

Isn’t your brother their “flesh and blood” too?

Oh poor you. Grab life by the dick and drop the victim attitude.