By andrew - 04/04/2018 06:00

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Today, I broke a world record on third-wheeling with my friend and his girlfriend. As we were driving back from the beach, I took a nap and woke up to my friend receiving head in the front seat. They knew I was awake, but they continued and finished. FML
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Gave my friend and his girlfriend a ride to his house back in highschool, as I was the only one in my group with a license and a car. Half way there they start doing the nasty and I was like really assholes? A sudden brake check was enough to ruin their mood.

You were the third wheel in the fourth dimension for a brief moment. You broke physics.

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You were the third wheel in the fourth dimension for a brief moment. You broke physics.

So? What’s the big deal? Did you want to give head to your bf while his gf drove and you were jealous?

So? Well putting aside that this is pretty disrespectful, it's downright dangerous. There is no way that dude can be properly focused on the road if his girlfriend is giving him a blowjob while he drives.

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Unless she's really bad at it.

Am I the only one that thinks this is kinda fantastic? xD

I mean, if it was you, would you stop? i definitely wouldn't have. I don't think it's as bad as you make it. I have been with friends and they start fucking so you gotta find something to do while they finish.

Or he needs to find friends with class.

It's dangerous to do that while someone is driving and pretty rude to do it when someone else is with you, even if he is asleep. Wait until you get home.

i mean yes, it is rude, but I've seen people not care couple of times. All i was trying to say was that it is no record.

Gave my friend and his girlfriend a ride to his house back in highschool, as I was the only one in my group with a license and a car. Half way there they start doing the nasty and I was like really assholes? A sudden brake check was enough to ruin their mood.

A few years ago, my bestfriend at the time suddenly started giving my brother head in front of me. She also once started fingering another girl while we were having a sleepover and I was in the bed with them trying to sleep. People that aren't considerate of others enough to keep it in their pants until they are alone, are assholes.

If it were you getting head and not your friend would you have stopped if your friend woke up? Maybe she wanted to show you how good she was at giving head so she could do it to you...

Why are there so many people in the comments defending this crap... y'all are nasty lol

well that sucks