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His hand must be called Jill. *** If you don't get it- Google Image "forever alone Jill" ***

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Hiring a hooker really shouldn't be suggested even as a second option, that could be very dangerous

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Yes. Go get a hooker. Contract AIDs, chlamydia. It's so worth it! He totally deserves this, because failing to meet people just to fuck is just worthy of complete and utter shame. I agree wholeheartedly with this comment.

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45- I'm sure you're getting thumbed down by the tl;dr crowd. I thought your little article was insightful, justified, and well worth the read.

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45 - Jeez Louise! Wow, a bit of an overreaction over here, I'm pretty sure that 12 was being sarcastic. If you can't see that, you really don't need to be on the internet, go take a class in having a sense of humor! I also think that the whole "For a woman you sure can be quite heartless." comment was rather unnecessary and came across as quite a bit sexist.

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49, in text communication sarcasm *cannot* be properly detected by MOST people due to complete lack of body language, voice and facial cues. Most means that in roughly 70% cases your text may be misunderstood. To avoid confusion, use "<sarcasm></sarcasm>" or something similar.

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Despite being obnoxiously long, especially on my phone, I found your...essay... very well-thought out and informative. Kudos!

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I dunno, ICastillo, I once woke up to see my right hand doing innapropriate things to my cushion, and ever since, I've had my eye on that sneaky bastard. Copping a feel while I ain't looking? Not on my watch! Oh wait. I thought I knew him like the back of my left hand... But it just feels like he's giving me the finger.

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Uh oh Pleonasm you better watch out with that hand. It might take a life of its own like in Idle Hands and try and strangle you...

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He already choked my chicken, now he's going after my neck?! I gotta hand it to the little guy, he's got me under his thumb now.

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depends. for whatever reason they are your ex, you were attracted to/cared about them at some point; and fantasizing about someone you shared an intimate connection with seems far better than a dream stroking your ego. (;

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No. dreaming about your x gfs is much, much better. Just because you couldn't get along with them doesn't mean they were not hot or the sex wasn't awsome.

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I have nightmares (and PTSD) because of my ex, but then again most people's exes aren't sexually abusive, sadistic, violent creeps. Though I know for sure I'm not alone. If I had an erotic dream about him I would probably wake up vomiting. =/ Thankfully I have a therapy dog who senses when I have nightmares and wakes me up, a good therapist, and a very wonderful, caring partner now.

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