Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML
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godamnitmotagain
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you deserve it belieber
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iwilkilalzmBs
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Minecraft?
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iwilkilalzmBs
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Minecraft?
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mccaincracker
| 6
That's a nice housssssssssse you've got here
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Cad6
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#1, thats what i thought when I read it, until I realized that minecraft creepers can't open doors. But who knows, creepers are scary little fuckers.
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osnapitzaris
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by creepers, do you mean bugs or creepy men like pedophiles, murderers...ect?
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CryMoreFMLs
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No, OP clearly meant block-ssssshaped green basssssstardssss who really like to ruin your day.
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IDontKnow10101
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creepers may not open doors but they can still spawn in the dark, more likely right next to you
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66mustangrocks
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Pussy lol
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Awes0meperson
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They can't open doors, but if there are multiple then they'll blow up and make an entrance >:)
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Xr70r7
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To scare off* creepers…
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ProjeKtSC2
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"Scare of" works as well. E.g., "To scare the room of creepers."
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Platfoot
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5 - maybe he uses pressure plates?
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ComTlancy
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Never mind the creepers. Endermen are what scare me.
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Xly_fml
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Thatssssssss a nice everything you've got there...
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abbyabb
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Just craft a sword and torches and a bed! Or if you can't put a block in the door way so zombies can't break in.... Good luck and loot in the morning!
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abbyabb
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I hate using buttons tho
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WOGBRO
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I actually LOL'ed with this one
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thedome115
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That's what I thought at first until I reread it again.
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Lythiaren
| 8
Silly 33, mobs can't spawn within 24 blocks of the player. Why do you think we dig our mob traps 24 blocks under the basement?
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Narelon
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I hate to be that one guy, but mobs can only spawn at a minimum of 24 blocks away.
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hemdal308
| 9
I built my most recent house on top of a ravine so I don't have to worry
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godamnitmotagain
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you deserve it belieber
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Cad6
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Kudos if you saw the grammatical error: "of" instead of "off".
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
Doesn't FML check spelling before posting it?
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NoelyBear
| 11
they normally do.
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LowLives
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yeah it's still there hasn't been fixed yet
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BeefyQueef
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51- You'd think they would
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videokid2000
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Yay I get kudos. :P
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the17doctor
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He hasn't spelt the word wrong just used the wrong word. 'Of' is a correctly spelt word, just not the right one to use in this context. As has been pointed out, the correct word to use is 'Off'. I doubt the spell checker also checks grammar, too.
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streetracer1491
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78- You don't say?
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emilyjgraham
| 34
actually, 78, if you were using Microsoft word, the spell checker does check for grammatical errors :) also, some people just scan fmls (admittedly that's how people misread them) so the mods probably didn't notice cus he/she did just that :)
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lolfood
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If the power's out, how did you post this?
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LaurenMarie223
| 0
He needs to put on some candles and stop acting like a pussy. Plus candles smell good (:
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KMtheDrummer
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129, you were way too harsh, I hate Beiber too, but still. I thumbed you up cuz you said Radiohead though.
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eatpussy
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Flashlight?
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meade34
| 2
Or fleshlight...
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hateplow
| 3
Beat me to it
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ariannaimelda
| 7
If OP can post an FML can't he flash the light from his phone to the "creepers"?
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bmwguy01
| 8
is Op a child?
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sparkrok
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65 - ... Is that a pun...? *eyebrow raises*
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IDontKnow10101
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karate noises isn't going to cut it, you need a diamond sword
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tbmtbm1
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Then dig out with a diamond pickaxe :3
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
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Unless he has a cat :3
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xKandaxYuux
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I can swing my sword, sword. My diamond sword, sword. You can not afford, ford, my diamond sword, sword!
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Hershey903
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Even if you could, could. I have a patent!
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tuxedoandex
| 28
might need a bow for long-range attacks so it can't blow up your house. you'll also need to get some better armor
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Shadow_Phantom
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Beleiber... how old are you, 12?
FYL, but YDI. Stop being a wuss.
FYL, but YDI. Stop being a wuss.
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tennisrapper1
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Faintly, OP hears a voice.
I know you love me... I know you care...
I know you love me... I know you care...
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BeefyQueef
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...You know it's destiny that we belong together... forever.
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michelleJ11
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I agree #6, I voted ydi just cuz his/her name is belieber.
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crazyblackchick
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Way to go! Keep those creepers away!
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PiErC3
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ur pic goes good with the fml lol
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crazyblackchick
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^^ thanks lol
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MissIrish
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Yur A Freak
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fthislyfe
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'Cause the bogey man is extremely afraid of a kid playing karate.
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BeefyQueef
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Well it's not the boogey man op is trying to keep away. It's creepers.
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22cute
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Go over to a neighbor's house. Play minecraft with them till your family gets home. We live in a society. People help each other, you know.
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devilcb
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Since when lol?
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fiz1kaL
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Your name is too close to Beiber, so ydi
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ChickenNuggets22
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No duh
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pinky78711
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true soo very true
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kkjkidonthate
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Ya don't say?
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PInK_ExCiTeD
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Ahh no shit Sherlock -.-
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shakespearelove
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You, my friend, have just graduated from UI. The University of Idiots.
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purplemelons
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Somebody's been playing too much Minecraft.
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Scarlettkiss
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There can never be to much minecraft lol
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onlychildFTW
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There can always be to much minecraft.
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sonicgreg
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A guy with a my little pony profile picture and a minecraft addict. In my book beither of you have criticizing rights, or lives.
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kkjkidonthate
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^beither? I think you mean neither.
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vanderleibry
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Quick! Help me teach him "giggle at the ghosties!"
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Scarlettkiss
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Either way 143, I was joking, get a sense of humor. Please, saying mean things to random strangers doesn't make anything better...thanks! :D
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DreaminOfMusic
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Come on man, grow up!