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Do the same thing to him but this time balance 3 on top of his door and fill them up with ice cold water.

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Do the exact same thing, except with an angry skunk and a can of pepper spray. Always works for me. And I learned some even better ones in prison.

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Have some sound system play Reveille as loud as you can. That still wakes me up quick, fast and in a hurry.

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I think the easiest thing to do in this situation is to get another tea kettle, and VERY carefully, burn your entire house down

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Do the same exact thing, but instead, spike a fully loaded used condom off his face while he's sleeping.

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I do.. I guess apparently it's not an appropriate place according to the rest of the world. :/

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34- I don't know maybe... A chair? A step stool? If the roommate is tall enough maybe he reached. It's a door not the Empire State Building

Asshat I love that word op. Sounds like a very childish and stupid prank. Payback time ..... Unless you want to be adults here but I wouldn't I'd probably get back at my roommate also.

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What's an asshat ? Is it like an asshole? I'm so confused right now Ive never heard that word ... Is it an American thing ?

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17- yes. It's what we use when we get tired of saying "asshole". I also think its a little milder than asshole. Ex. 1: My little brother posted an embarrassing video of me online. He's such an asshat. Ex. 2: My ex boyfriend cheated on me, said I was ugly and worthless, the slept with my best friend. I can't believe I dated that asshole.

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Note the "Ex." . Meaning "example". Meaning "theoretical". Meaning "made up". Meaning "not true". But thanks for the support anyway.

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Wait, so your brother didn't really post a video of you on YouTube, or...? Why would you lie about something like that?

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53, you're right. I shall oblige. 49, I initially wasn't serious, but your rebuttal falls apart at "meaning theoretical." Why exactly are you under the impression that an example must be theoretical? Your logic is faulty. An example does not have to be theoretical. It could very well be a real world example. TDLR: You're wrong.

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Why am I wrong?? MY example was theoretical. MY example was made up. I'm not wrong. Your sarcasm didn't come across well so I corrected you on what I meant. Then thanked you in case I sounded like a jerk. Since you didn't mean it, I take my thank you back.

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You did say that "Ex." means "example, theoretical, made up, not true". You didn't say that's what it meant /to you/ (that, by the way, would be an awful rebuttal by itself anyway). It's like you didn't read his explanation and jumped right to the "TLDR".

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Ahem. Responding to the initial question... Asshat: When someone has their head so far up their ass, its as if they're wearing it as a hat.

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40- please refer to urban dictionary. "An asshat is a person who is ignorant, having their head up their ass, thus wearing it as a hat." Asshat.

Ass hat reminds me of someone :') I miss her haha. Anyway OP that asshat is stupid do something worse! Good luck

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