By meranda_johnson - 13/12/2012 08:58 - United States

Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
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Well they say a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm; at least you're having fun.

I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

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That sucks, get well soon D:

Sorry op I'm sitting at home with a cold too but I've yet to pee myself.

Will she get better? *sunglasses* Depends.....

Get well soon, OP, and wear a pad or panty liner. That way you have some protection until the sneezing calms down.

Has anyone else had the random idea that when you need to pee... Go to the bathroom, instead of waiting and sneezing

38, when someone sneezes so hard, the bladder pushes out whatever is in there. Same as puking/vomiting. Your insides are pushing so hard one way that it makes you pee even though you didn't even need to go.

I withdraw my comment as of today...I feel your pain OP!

63- I have yet in my life to have my bladder turn against me and make me pee myself, my point is if there is nothing TO push out then your fine.

Well they say a sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm; at least you're having fun.

And if the bf is into watersports, he could have fun as well

Golden shower anyone?

So if you sneeze 8 times does that mean you've orgasmed?

Maybe that's not pee Op is feeling if it comes out every eighth sneeze...

Damn I only sneeze 7 times in a row:( When will I orgasm? D':

Pretty sure it means you'd have to have one sneeze as powerful as 8 sneezes, not 8 individual regular sneezes. It would just restart each time.

Lol captain save a hoe!? Haha made my day

Throw a pad on!! Better than having wet pants!!

Or try kegel exercises. You'll kill two birds with one stone. They help to minimize stress incontinence and even better, intensify orgasms.

I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

You my friend just made my day

Well talk about getting wet. You better start depends around until you feel better.

Wearing*

I had a hard time deciphering this one.. .-. Maybe 35 days in G.B. will help?

Ya sorry about that shitty message, I was still half asleep when I posted it.

Next time you feel a bad one coming on, pull down your pants, bend over, plug your nose and see if you can blast a turd across the room. I guarantee your boyfriend will enjoy the show.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

I don't think that projectile faecal bombing is everyone's cup of tea...

What the hell?

Great. . . Thanks for now making me think about that "two girls one cup" video. :P

Why is this being thumbed down so much?

They just don't have our sense of humor, I suppose. I thought it was funny as hell but then, like no.1 said, there's something seriously wrong with me. Lol.

54- if it's any consolation, I laughed hard at this. I mean, DUH, it's sarcastic! Or instead of duh, "no shit" applies especially well here.

This made me laugh so fucking hard.

Call in sick at work, seat yourself with some tissues on the toilet and sneeze away. At least then you won't get some wet pants. And remember, your blather will empty sometime!

Depends... Never leave home without them.

LOL. Reminds me of the movie Hall Pass, haha!!

Atleast he isn't poking your belly button..