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By meranda_johnson / Thursday 13 December 2012 08:58 / United States
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I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

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Get well soon, OP, and wear a pad or panty liner. That way you have some protection until the sneezing calms down.

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Has anyone else had the random idea that when you need to pee... Go to the bathroom, instead of waiting and sneezing

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38, when someone sneezes so hard, the bladder pushes out whatever is in there. Same as puking/vomiting. Your insides are pushing so hard one way that it makes you pee even though you didn't even need to go.

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63- I have yet in my life to have my bladder turn against me and make me pee myself, my point is if there is nothing TO push out then your fine.

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Pretty sure it means you'd have to have one sneeze as powerful as 8 sneezes, not 8 individual regular sneezes. It would just restart each time.

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Or try kegel exercises. You'll kill two birds with one stone. They help to minimize stress incontinence and even better, intensify orgasms.

I hope they weren't laughing too hard achou! I know this isn't sneezy for you but hang in there, the cold will go away soon. You know what they say: Starve a fever, pee a cold.

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They just don't have our sense of humor, I suppose. I thought it was funny as hell but then, like no.1 said, there's something seriously wrong with me. Lol.

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54- if it's any consolation, I laughed hard at this. I mean, DUH, it's sarcastic! Or instead of duh, "no shit" applies especially well here.

Call in sick at work, seat yourself with some tissues on the toilet and sneeze away. At least then you won't get some wet pants. And remember, your blather will empty sometime!

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