By Hooty - 2/9/2015 21:52 - United States - Groveton
  Today, I had yet another debilitating migraine that kept me awake. In the middle of the night, I heard an owl hooting. Thinking it was cool, I moved closer to the open window to hear better. After a few minutes, I realized it was actually my new neighbor having loud sex. My aunt moved in next door. FML
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  catherinecas  |  30

If the aunt can be heard next door then OP absolutely has the right to tell her something.
One of our neighbors had problems with their neighbors on the other side because the couple was apparently quite vocal when they had sex. Cops were called and it turns out the wife was having an affair while her husband was in Afghanistan.

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  okokalright  |  15

Well sometimes it depends on where you live. I honestly don't care about other's sex lives but i live in an apartment and this guy that lives right above me is always having unbelievably loud sex that it keeps me up almost every night. Sometimes you gotta be considerate

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  LunaRebirth  |  7

#31 because there are other references to owls as well. Such as "she's as intelligent as an owl". Saying "Your aunt seems like an owl", no one would get the reference.

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  chrisbeaudoin  |  26

Hole*