FML : Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER...

Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sprained neck - / Tuesday 24 November 2015 05:49 /

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By Tripartita | 44

#6469171 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:07

That Worst Father of the Year award isn't going to earn itself…

By Rugabee | 19

#6469167 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:05

Your dad is messed up.

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By JewKnowIt | 19

#6469161 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:03

Dang OP. I would freak out on him if he tried that

OSMC | 10

#6469317 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 19:48

sue for negligent parenting

Lalala579121 | 27

#6469435 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:10

And just to make this an even more official FML post:

You should break up with your dad.

By trucker2 | 33

#6469164 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:04

Someone needs to get there priorities straight..

UserError94 | 18

#6469342 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Redgy22 | 25

#6469352 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:15

OP was hit by the suburban.

UserError94 | 18

#6469366 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:31

Oh....she deaddd

MariaGiovanni | 25

#6469633 - Wednesday 25 November 2015 2:02

Yes someone needs their priorities straight indeed.

By Chadica | 17

#6469166 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:05

Hopefully you didn't have to wait super long for your mom to come home.

By Rugabee | 19

#6469167 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:05

Your dad is messed up.

By erindgentry | 28

#6469170 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:06

Ohhh but I'm sure if it was the dog with him in the car he would have taken it to the Vet. Sorry OP, I hope it's nothing to serious.

By Tripartita | 44

#6469171 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:07

That Worst Father of the Year award isn't going to earn itself…

hellnosucka | 27

#6469275 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:49

I wonder what that trophy looks like.

Tripartita | 44

#6469279 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:54

Luke's face when he's told that Darth Vader is his father.

hellnosucka | 27

#6469287 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 19:10

what a remarkable prize. no wonder OPs father is working so hard to earn it.

brenton490 | 19

#6469319 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 19:49

Oh man I remember the day when my dad drove my sibling to work right after being rear ended by a car on the freeway. This blasted messed up world!

aswamk | 18

#6469347 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 20:05

Hey, he's a father to the dog too. I'm sure his opinion would hold some weight.

By thawny_fml | 21

#6469173 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:09

Your dad is barking mad.

By rcarn | 20

#6469180 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:16

Sounds like you got the rear end of the situation

By igg125 | 30

#6469182 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:19

But did you die?

XxDanno316xX | 27

#6469186 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:27

Go home commenter, you're drunk.

CyanideCyan | 12

#6469189 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:28

No but he could have been seriously injured and made it worse.

DanCastellaneta | 17

#6469225 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:03

Context clues exist you know

Lalala579121 | 27

#6469437 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:12

What if OP was not kill?

Ichiya | 29

#6469450 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 22:26

sadly yes...but they lived!

ThrottleJockey | 34

#6469775 - Wednesday 25 November 2015 5:35

Indeed, she did. Thankfully though, she got better.

By Cads1 | 24

#6469185 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 17:25

A state trooper and a doctor, what a smart person.

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6469242 - Tuesday 24 November 2015 18:28

State troopers and police are all trained in first aid and know what to do when things like this happen as they are often first responders

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