By sadsadteacher - 05/12/2016 21:42 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to tell some of my students to stop eating glue. I teach high school. FML
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Some days I think my generation has no brains...

"High"school. :D

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Sniffing Sharpies just ain't what it used to be.

To be fair, cow bone sounds like the latest fad drug. Then again, Elmer would be turning over in his grave.

Some days I think my generation has no brains...

Same. They just happen to coincide with the days I visit FML.

"High"school. :D

This made me smile ...

Am I the only one who has seen this fml before?

I thought the same thing, but if you do a search for "eating glue," the closest (and only) result is from earlier this year: "Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML" They're similar, but not by as much as I thought they'd be.

I had a friend who liked chewing on the glue sticks for a hot glue gun for some reason. I never figured out how that habit came about actually.

Sounds like a sticky situation...

I starting to like this generation, whoops

Just let them. Natural selection.