Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up...

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By bulletsinthewind | 21

#6494700 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:08

All in the name of science

By stangbang92 | 17

#6494708 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:13

Did the flame get sucked in?

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By SoloAutotunE | 17

#6494699 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:07

Remember, boys will be boys

meli1195 | 31

#6494723 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:31

I think it's more like: stupid people will be stupid people

TH_Insomniak | 15

#6494733 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:45

I do that stuff and I'm actually very smart. I just like to do stupid THINGS. know the difference.

GokuSS400 | 18

#6494758 - Sunday 27 December 2016 19:34

There's a reason why natural selection is a thing ;)

TH_Insomniak | 15

#6494802 - Sunday 27 December 2016 20:19

I guess that's why I'm still alive huh. just smart enough to do stupid things and still get by with it.

may14th | 26

#6494818 - Sunday 27 December 2016 20:54

You may be getting away with doing idiotic things now, but just wait.

MrSassypants | 32

#6494819 - Sunday 27 December 2016 20:58

#22 If it makes you feel any better, if you eventually do get killed doing something stupid, no one would be around to say "I told you so."

TH_Insomniak | 15

#6494850 - Sunday 27 December 2016 21:51

oh I've been punished for it multiple times, broken bones and all, I'll admit to the "I told you so thing" wouldn't bother me at all. if I die, you guys'll definitely be right! lol, but until then, Ima enjoy myself

man_down | 5

#6494903 - Sunday 27 December 2016 23:36

#15 you out emphasis on the wrong word

TacoloverSWE | 23

#6494935 - Monday 28 December 2016 0:43

"Stupid is as stupid does" -Forrest Gump

dolphinlvr7 | 24

#6495797 - Monday 28 December 2016 23:19

Actions speak louder than words. If you actually do stupid things like that, then u couldn't be that smart

gorgeous_vixen95 | 12

#6496145 - Tuesday 29 December 2016 10:06

Why did this get disliked?!? It's so true and halarious!!

By bulletsinthewind | 21

#6494700 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:08

All in the name of science

By nash1991 | 20

#6494701 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:08

Did the flamethrower backfire?

xx000o | 27

#6495364 - Monday 28 December 2016 12:05

Did you leave him at the ER?

By LalapaloozaChick | 14

#6494704 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:10

did he get it on video?

Iwannarock1 | 19

#6494756 - Sunday 27 December 2016 19:31

You know he did. It'll show up on YouTube before long.

Edumcg | 24

#6495164 - Monday 28 December 2016 5:17

At least he will appear on FailArmy.

By KhaleesiDannie | 26

#6494705 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:10

I love the smell of burnt intestines in the morning

koganti | 18

#6494732 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:41

you are being so pathetic !

I_own_a_dog | 11

#6494810 - Sunday 27 December 2016 20:34

Your face pisses me off

the_real_dvd | 21

#6494814 - Sunday 27 December 2016 20:40

Not sure why so many thumbs down. Maybe people aren't getting the Apocalypse Now reference? Excellent movie.

MmmPinkTacos | 11

#6494861 - Sunday 27 December 2016 22:15

#23....why? at least she's confident enough to put a pic up of herself, unlike other people

Sunflora219 | 26

#6494879 - Sunday 27 December 2016 22:59

Khaleesi, I think you have a beautiful face.

KhaleesiDannie | 26

#6494996 - Monday 28 December 2016 1:25

Thank you very much DVD Taco and Sun you're very kind

willsnow18 | 11

#6495137 - Monday 28 December 2016 4:47

burnt anus is better

Skycop_S | 23

#6495231 - Monday 28 December 2016 7:57

._.

VonBlitzkrieg | 27

#6497460 - Thursday 31 December 2016 0:23

But it's an indication that he's definitely not a Targeryan.

By stangbang92 | 17

#6494708 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:13

Did the flame get sucked in?

By kingdutchhy | 19

#6494709 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:14

I hope his dreams didn't 'go up in flames'.

By Xeebar | 28

#6494712 - Sunday 27 December 2016 18:14

Did you argue at all? I hope it didn't get heated. I don't mean to be cheeky. I just can't help thinking that your son will now be the butt of many jokes. All in all, I hope he's okay and no one thinks of him as an asshole because this whole situation stinks.