Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
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bulletsinthewind
| 21
All in the name of science
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stangbang92
| 17
Did the flame get sucked in?
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SoloAutotunE
| 17
Remember, boys will be boys
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meli1195
| 31
I think it's more like: stupid people will be stupid people
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TH_Insomniak
| 15
I do that stuff and I'm actually very smart. I just like to do stupid THINGS. know the difference.
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GokuSS400
| 18
There's a reason why natural selection is a thing ;)
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TH_Insomniak
| 15
I guess that's why I'm still alive huh. just smart enough to do stupid things and still get by with it.
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may14th
| 26
You may be getting away with doing idiotic things now, but just wait.
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MrSassypants
| 32
#22 If it makes you feel any better, if you eventually do get killed doing something stupid, no one would be around to say "I told you so."
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TH_Insomniak
| 15
oh I've been punished for it multiple times, broken bones and all, I'll admit to the "I told you so thing" wouldn't bother me at all. if I die, you guys'll definitely be right! lol, but until then, Ima enjoy myself
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man_down
| 5
#15 you out emphasis on the wrong word
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TacoloverSWE
| 23
"Stupid is as stupid does" -Forrest Gump
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dolphinlvr7
| 24
Actions speak louder than words. If you actually do stupid things like that, then u couldn't be that smart
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gorgeous_vixen95
| 12
Why did this get disliked?!? It's so true and halarious!!
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bulletsinthewind
| 21
All in the name of science
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nash1991
| 20
Did the flamethrower backfire?
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xx000o
| 27
Did you leave him at the ER?
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LalapaloozaChick
| 14
did he get it on video?
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Iwannarock1
| 19
You know he did. It'll show up on YouTube before long.
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Edumcg
| 24
At least he will appear on FailArmy.
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KhaleesiDannie
| 26
I love the smell of burnt intestines in the morning
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koganti
| 18
you are being so pathetic !
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I_own_a_dog
| 11
Your face pisses me off
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the_real_dvd
| 21
Not sure why so many thumbs down. Maybe people aren't getting the Apocalypse Now reference? Excellent movie.
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MmmPinkTacos
| 11
#23....why? at least she's confident enough to put a pic up of herself, unlike other people
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Sunflora219
| 26
Khaleesi, I think you have a beautiful face.
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KhaleesiDannie
| 26
Thank you very much DVD Taco and Sun you're very kind
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willsnow18
| 11
burnt anus is better
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Skycop_S
| 23
._.
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VonBlitzkrieg
| 27
But it's an indication that he's definitely not a Targeryan.
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stangbang92
| 17
Did the flame get sucked in?
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kingdutchhy
| 19
I hope his dreams didn't 'go up in flames'.
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Xeebar
| 28
Did you argue at all? I hope it didn't get heated. I don't mean to be cheeky. I just can't help thinking that your son will now be the butt of many jokes. All in all, I hope he's okay and no one thinks of him as an asshole because this whole situation stinks.
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coops456
| 14
You tried too hard
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sweetbliss3
| 37
how do you know? maybe they didn't have to put very much thought into it. I thought it was fun to read.
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Lalala579121
| 27
Well, he almost became a Darwin Award recipient.
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flyingflies
| 36
The important question is: how old is your son?