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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 October 2009 17:01 / United States
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Agreed!! This is the best one I've read. Well written, funny and shitty (excuse the pun) at the same time.

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the first part of it i just thought EWWWW but the last line just made me laugh so hard lol best fml ever

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I have to say that nothing in my life has prepared me for the force of my amusement at this fml. pure poetry.

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The FML is irrelevant to the fact he was looking for a book to read. He could've been plucking his nostril hairs and the same thing would've happened.

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Not only am I reading this on the crapper, but I was horribly disappointed with that episode of Southpark. Woot funny FML

I'm sure everyone in the library was disgusted, and then they laughed. Now, they have a story they'll tell for the rest of their lives!

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And the men's rooms always smells of man-on-man love. What do the women's rooms smell like?

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I don't know, all the public ladies rooms 'round these parts smell like fruity pebbles. I'm not sure why.

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AndelleRae, Men's restrooms at libraries specifically always have this odor that is different from any other public restroom. Once, I was at a Border's Bookstore and its men's room had that same smell. Wander into a men's room at a library and take a whiff. If there are men in there, getting raped will be the least of your worries.

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These stories are limited to 300 characters. Not words, characters (including spaces). In order to have fun, some of us guess certain things that are not explicitly mentioned. Some of us think it's funny that he pooped in the library. If you can't handle that, tough.

Keep a book in the bathroom so you don't waste time looking for something to read. Eat more fiber, so you don't have to sit there and wait for things to happen.

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