By Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML
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  zyperman43  |  19

#1 don't rofl, OP's crap is on the floor

  eb0ny  |  15

The FML is irrelevant to the fact he was looking for a book to read. He could've been plucking his nostril hairs and the same thing would've happened.

  perdix  |  29


Men's restrooms at libraries specifically always have this odor that is different from any other public restroom. Once, I was at a Border's Bookstore and its men's room had that same smell.

Wander into a men's room at a library and take a whiff. If there are men in there, getting raped will be the least of your worries.

  perdix  |  29

These stories are limited to 300 characters. Not words, characters (including spaces).

In order to have fun, some of us guess certain things that are not explicitly mentioned. Some of us think it's funny that he pooped in the library. If you can't handle that, tough.

By  jonnymohio  |  2

Keep a book in the bathroom so you don't waste time looking for something to read.
Eat more fiber, so you don't have to sit there and wait for things to happen.