By Anonymous - 20/03/2015 16:56 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

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Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML
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People are disgusting. I've unfortunately seen that several times at my job. Sorry about the panic attack :(

IAmzephyr 22

Poopnado 3: the toilet incident

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That's a job for FSI fecal scene investigation

incoherentrmblr 21

I'm assuming you got a visit from Bad Grampa...

People are disgusting. I've unfortunately seen that several times at my job. Sorry about the panic attack :(

Sounds like a shitty comm-- *slap*

Cursed auto-correct. I meant situation TT

How does situation correct to comment?

No idea. Man, you people are harsh.

IAmzephyr 22

Poopnado 3: the toilet incident

thats brilliant #4

I have to ask, where does poopnado 1 & 2 take place if 3 is the toilet lol

fangirlofthings 21

Nursing home, daycare center in that order.

I hope you didn't soil yourself in the process. That would be shitty. No pun intended. Okay. Maybe a little...

Chrissyella 25

No. Just no.

Moklon 18

You should start an inter-workforce movement against the misuse of bathrooms! Call it the Great Bowel Movement

Sounds like a great bowel movement is what started all this! =)

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Damn you beat me to it

Both of you, please... stop.. you're hurting my head..

Congratulations you are NOT the first person to think of that! Wow!

For everyone on fml have an anxiety problem?!

snarkytruth 37

#8. I agree there has been a rash of posts claiming they have anxiety. Have to wonder how many are diagnosed clinically or self diagnosing. Like it's suddenly cool to have or conversely as an excuse. I hope everyone posting about anxiety is getting proper help. Otherwise misuse of the term hurts those that actually have real clinical anxiety. OP- unfortunately those nasty poop disasters can never be unseen. I feel for you. I hope you at least had other options. I've seen one that "rose above" the seat level many inches. I still see it vividly when hearing about gross toilet stories and wonder if it was one person or many gross people adding to the disaster creating said masterpiece. Just have to be thankful we weren't the ones that made the mess. Yet at least... Could make for a funny illustrated cartoon. Maybe help take the anxiety out of it seeing it in that context as well.

Anxiety is the new Aspergers.

*Eddy Murphy in Daddy Day Care*

Lol Eddie Walked in stopped at the doorway and looked all over the bathroom with that nasty look on his face ?