By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights

Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of pee all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
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Capitan 15

Your story brought back the memories.. Except mine spilled on the nurse. She was pissed.

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Kamon97 23

Hope you weren't eating asparagus before you peed the first time

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every1luvsboners 11

Your mental capacity is that of a rabid dingo smoking penis dust, in a port-a-jon. You can't piss in a cup, but you're somehow planning on getting a job, and working too. Give up on life for now and try again in a couple years, geneus.

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Poppy8127 15

You can't even spell genius right...

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FucYoCouch 13

Who pissed in your Cornflakes this morning, 19? You make it sounds as if you've never made a slip-up. Don't be such a dick about it. The tops on those cups aren't easy to screw on properly either and I'm more than positive that Op isn't the only person on this planet who's come across this incident. It's okay, Op, when you're C.E.O. of the company one day, you'll look back and laugh at the memory(:

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rocker_chick105 31

God people it's Boners... he isn't serious

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briang959 47

Urine an awkward situation but I'm sure it'll all work out.

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Sirmrcrowley 12

He could've gotten out sooner, but he pissed the first chance away.

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91hayek 31

**** those people.It's just urine. Mostly ammonia and water. Whenever others have accidents like that I sympathize and just think everyone pissed themselves for the early years of their lives. Unless you came out of the womb potty trained, you can't judge. OOH YOU PISSED IN A CUP! What do you want? A medal?

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bluefrootloops 13

SO did you pass, get the job?

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rosenkrieger223 21

I was wondering the same thing. Poor OP. This story needs a happy ending.

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obey_nikki_ 9

youu reemindeed mee of thee same dilemma ihaad buut with a doctor ' all i caan saay is thaat he waas pissed ....

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dawnimus 21

Whyyy dooo yoouuu typee likee thiis?

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PresidentNorth 16

I like to stretch out words I say to. Gives it the amount of emphasis I need.

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rosenkrieger223 21

#51, Her keyboard could have some keys that are stuck (I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt here), but it's most likely due to the fact that she's 15...

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buckdharma 36

I want a new drug test. One that won't spill. One that don't make me look like a klutz. Or make me pee at will.

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Omniprism 14

Pee happens sometimes. I'm sure it's not the first time. And at least it was your own.

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