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You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.

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I'm pretty sure the mom won. In my house, the arguments are usually won by the women, simply because they are relentless. It sucks, really.

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In my house it's the opposite, my dad always wins because he is too stubborn. He will go on for hours about how the world is a triangle, if that's what he thinks, and no matter how much evidence you show to prove him wrong, he still is "always right."

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A man can choose between being right or being happy, any man can win an argument against a women but he won't be happy

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-38 my dad doesn't like to admit that he's wrong. It's either he yells until we can't take it anymore or he storms out and goes to his friends house to have fun.

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Well, I eventually persuaded them that a thumb isn't a finger. A thumb is ACTUALLY the penis you were born with, but the doctors usually cut it off and replace it with a middle finger. Hence the phrase "Fuck you."

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Actually the thumb is a thumb. It doesn't have a medial phalange like fingers do. Sorry, nerd moment! Got to use that degree for something.

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you forgot to mention the movements of the thumb and bone constitution which differs as well from the fingers.

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I, personally have ten fingers and ten toes. I've always thought of it as a finger. It's just a special kind of finger.

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It's a finger. It has same structure as the other fingers. It just starts lower on the hand. Right by the wrist.

You should have just given both of them the finger, and thumbed a ride home. Thumbs are fingers unless you are Megan Fox, and then they are toes.

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Your comments make me appreciate what little creativity is left in this world, and for that; I thank you.

I don't know who took which side, but I can bet there won't be any fingering going on tonight (unless they resolve the debate and have make-up fingering.)

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I love how every time honeybuncher comments, someone says something about her picture. But seriously, it is pretty disgusting. :p

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