FML : Today, I had to sit and listen to the guy in the next cube brag to his wife about the promotion he just received. The promotion my boss told me last week...

Today, I had to sit and listen to the guy in the next cube brag to his wife about the promotion he just received. The promotion my boss told me last week that I was going to get. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Greg / Thursday 3 June 2010 15:45 / United States

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By Andryah | 0

#1017910 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:23

Bastard

By RedPillSucks | 31

#1017908 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:23

Sucks for you. Sorry

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By RedPillSucks | 31

#1017908 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:23

Sucks for you. Sorry

wreckem881 | 0

#1017926 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:29

well Greg looks like you need to sharpen your career skills a bit

austin_DGAF | 0

#1018088 - Thursday 3 June 2010 21:21

and it looks like you are sitting on a toilet.

p.s. clean up

Tikwichka | 5

#1018097 - Thursday 3 June 2010 21:29

A dirty mirror and finished toilet rolls in the background do not make a good photograph.

wreckem881 | 0

#1018098 - Thursday 3 June 2010 21:30

the only thing needing cleaning up is your attitude, Sir

wreckem881 | 0

#1018101 - Thursday 3 June 2010 21:31

haha at first I mistook you for a guy

KTpants | 0

#1018174 - Thursday 3 June 2010 22:48

lol @ 49

Tikwichka | 5

#1018233 - Thursday 3 June 2010 23:57

To be fair, I am dressed as a Dalek :-P

By Andryah | 0

#1017910 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:23

Bastard

rikard_fml | 0

#1017913 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:25

indeed

nicholaslim | 0

#1017986 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:47

hello there 3, you're cute ;D

irsmeagol | 0

#1018016 - Thursday 3 June 2010 20:17

u fail

matrasveer | 0

#1018018 - Thursday 3 June 2010 20:19

That's so desperate and it's not even her. I'm willing to bet OP's raise... oh wait..

austin_DGAF | 0

#1018095 - Thursday 3 June 2010 21:26

So 31, how is the whole hitting on girls over FML working for you?

Petey_devil | 0

#1018162 - Thursday 3 June 2010 22:39

3 is fake. that picture is all over ads for "real people" dating sites, like ads on myspace.

iJasper | 8

#3043627 - Friday 5 August 2011 10:13

58, You still use Myspace?

By bodoquito89 | 0

#1017916 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:27

how did he get it when you'd been told it was for you?

By Stefany713 | 0

#1017917 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:27

and the thread-jacking begins >:D

By lanester25 | 0

#1017918 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:27

I'd key his car bastard

By lisaaaar | 0

#1017919 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:28

unless if it was in writing then it wasn't yours :x. just sayin

By kbobcat | 0

#1017920 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:28

thats sucks, and 1 and 3 are very pretty

RedPillSucks | 31

#1017967 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:42

I feel slighted...
*sigh*

By mikagesouji | 0

#1017921 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:29

That really sucks.

By buggybeauty | 0

#1017922 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:29

fyl!!

By rakume | 0

#1017924 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:29

that sux. well at least you still have a job

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