FML : Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach...

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Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

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By Anonymous / Saturday 20 August 2011 07:42 / United States

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By ilikepie789 | 0

#3146205 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:21

what did you expect theyre seniors

By dropdead16 | 0

#3146202 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:20

Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart

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By t77man | 7

#3146197 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:20

first!!

ilikepie789 | 0

#3146222 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:22

how long do you think itll take for #1s comment to be removed

By dropdead16 | 0

#3146202 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:20

Hahahahha. Thts great. They must be really smart

jake1632 | 9

#3146225 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

LiveLaughFML | 10

#3146239 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:23

no comprendo?

dropdead16 | 0

#3146253 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:24

Sarcasm

jake1632 | 9

#3146274 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:26

Yeah I know...

kevsnev | 7

#3146300 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:28

Give them a break, it's senior year.

FarSide | 22

#3146386 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

eminemchick | 19

#3146458 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:42

i think adults have done a really good job raising this generation

dre_bro11 | 12

#3146517 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:49

Sounds like one epic class OP. I probably wouldn't complain, sometimes these types of classes keep you sane, whether you're teaching or learning.

MILFSaregood | 7

#3146593 - Saturday 20 August 2011 05:01

Ill never put away my thick burrito;)

Damn_Hippster | 11

#3146718 - Saturday 20 August 2011 05:25

So, your students lives are average, wrong websites OP, you want MLIA.

charger73 | 0

#3146784 - Saturday 20 August 2011 05:37

senior-itis

XoXoKaylynXoXo | 5

#3146805 - Saturday 20 August 2011 05:41

Exactly! =)

Laurenlou | 24

#3146930 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:05

37- I have a feeling you totally misread the FML. Plus creativity is NOT pretending a ruler is a lightsber. That

penguinonastairc | 0

#3146940 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:07

WTF? teachers use fml ?

xDefendPopPunkx | 14

#3146997 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:18

Taking AP Calc in the fall, sounds like an awesome class. Burritos forever!

coffeygirl12 | 14

#3147043 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:32

Theyr smart enough to act stupid(:

Iheartfunny | 1

#3147094 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:42

Ha ha ha you must be teaching a very...errr...umm... unique group of kids

PutItIn | 8

#3147154 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:56

That is a super gnarly class brrruuhhh

fadingfaith | 4

#3147174 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:59

Of course they are. That's why they got into college.

BelleElle_fml | 5

#3147205 - Saturday 20 August 2011 07:04

Why be a stick in the mud OP? Our AP Calculus teacher calls it "Cowculus" and has the seniors color in a cow the first day.

Melvar_10 | 3

#3147814 - Saturday 20 August 2011 08:22

lol sounds like something my calc teacher would have said to me..... too bad I failed the AP calc exam :/

xoconnie | 8

#3148034 - Saturday 20 August 2011 08:58

get over it. thats what u signed up for when u chose to be a teacher!!! what did u expect. seriously dude... come on

LaughinStock | 16

#3148221 - Saturday 20 August 2011 09:30

Sometimes I feel bad for these teachers my math class was worse. Someone throw a snowball at my math teacher's door and we would scream to the top of our lungs when someone walked in. It was our senior year too we just didn't give a fuck :D

Laurenlou | 24

#3148524 - Saturday 20 August 2011 10:42

37- I have a feeling you miss read this FML! XD

twitch851 | 9

#3149180 - Sunday 21 August 2011 12:35

Sounds like my ap chem class

twitch851 | 9

#3149182 - Sunday 21 August 2011 12:35

Sounds like my ap chem class

thesinginguy | 18

#3149508 - Sunday 21 August 2011 01:50

37- actually it's not because 90%of my school has straight A's(it's a public school)

Ashelizabethh | 8

#3150315 - Sunday 21 August 2011 04:34

this sounds like my ap calc class.

dorux1897 | 0

#3151159 - Sunday 21 August 2011 07:59

37 must work for fox news...

JoeHig | 0

#3151202 - Sunday 21 August 2011 08:20

School on a Saturday? I call shenanigans.

ywolfgl | 17

#5606581 - Wednesday 31 July 2013 02:08

No teacher deserves to be treated like that! And no on can expect it

By Orcina1 | 3

#3146203 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:21

Hahaha what do expect? Manners?

jake1632 | 9

#3146342 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:31

I can almost imagine taking this post in a sexual way. Just read it again.

bball234 | 6

#3146348 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:31

i know some sophmores in ap calculus, and i could definitely see them getting called out for using their rulers as light sabers.

WCARlover | 34

#3146414 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:36

Hey at least you don't have a dull class!

Jaxx66 | 21

#3146636 - Saturday 20 August 2011 05:11

Hehe. Sounds like fun. Don't be such a kill-joy OP.

snippyxD | 7

#3147008 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:22

We do that too! Like it's a boring class so we need to entertain ourself xD but obviously your a boring teacher op..

fruitloopjenna | 0

#3148051 - Saturday 20 August 2011 09:01

Haha agreed(:

atomicbaboon | 0

#4293204 - Thursday 12 April 2012 06:22

my ap calc class now turns to sporcle to solve our boredom

By ilikepie789 | 0

#3146205 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:21

what did you expect theyre seniors

RiiOT09 | 9

#3146270 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:26

Usually by senior year, your brain resembles something like scrambled eggs.

Marcella1016 | 26

#3146272 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:26

lmao exactly sounds like a fun class

MichellinMan | 20

#3146613 - Saturday 20 August 2011 05:06

But wait... I thought rulers were lightsabers! D;

Lanceeden | 12

#3146659 - Saturday 20 August 2011 05:14

Hmmm. The force is wrong with this one.

savagearmz | 6

#3148183 - Saturday 20 August 2011 09:25

Lmao sounds lik my class... O wait

By dani212 | 0

#3146215 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3148288 - Saturday 20 August 2011 09:43

The OP is in Texas. This sounds like my class... Damnit...

claireelopezz | 3

#3154165 - Sunday 21 August 2011 08:49

and your pregnant

dani212 | 0

#3160793 - Monday 22 August 2011 08:35

253... What?...

Lennes | 12

#4379950 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 02:46

177, is there any chance that class is taught by a Mr.Rainbird...?

By itsallgoodintheh | 0

#3146217 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

OCDC | 9

#3146396 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:35

From what I've seen in your comments on other FMLs, everything confuses you.

uffiewuffie | 0

#3146500 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:46

If you don't get it, then gtfo of FML.

Jimster1712 | 0

#3147060 - Saturday 20 August 2011 06:36

itsallgoodintheh .. Y U NO NOT CONFUSED??

sarah_loves_yuh | 0

#3147854 - Saturday 20 August 2011 08:29

Damn right!

itsallgoodintheh | 0

#3147879 - Saturday 20 August 2011 08:33

You guys are mean.

tjsomethin | 9

#3148174 - Saturday 20 August 2011 09:24

Successful troll

itsallgoodintheh | 0

#3148214 - Saturday 20 August 2011 09:30

Not cool

By scarletlily_fml | 3

#3146219 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:22

Why is that a Fyourlife? That sounds more like a MLIA type of thing.

By yo_bro_hoe | 5

#3146243 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:23

I don't see what's wrong here... burritos, lightsabers, and dog noises? sounds like a fun class :)

Killerturtle | 11

#3146290 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:27

Exactly what I thought, that class sounds like a lot of fun!

tbreezy98 | 4

#3146722 - Saturday 20 August 2011 05:26

Haha I wish that was my class.... We r dead silent

hiyourcute | 0

#3147421 - Saturday 20 August 2011 07:29

Sounds like my ap calc class

Lennes | 12

#3150835 - Sunday 21 August 2011 06:34

It sounds like their lives are average.

miimehfoo | 0

#3180794 - Friday 26 August 2011 04:27

Yeahh:) but at the same time they're SIENORS in an AP Calculus class. &&I know i didnt spell "calculus" right. ;)

bieberfreak18 | 0

#3649833 - Sunday 27 November 2011 10:56

that's kinda creepy...

By ThatsSOBforshort | 2

#3146249 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:24

What were you expecting from seniors? ;D

By kkbaby3 | 0

#3146259 - Saturday 20 August 2011 04:24

sounds fun, i wanna be in your class (;

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