Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML
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may_cause_fail
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Don't flatter yourself.
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itsame123_fml
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uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick
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npk88
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hahahahhahahahahaha. Skank
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DarkPrince_fml
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skank power fail
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troyboyd05
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Skank powers, activate!
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megamandude455
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nice ones 156 & 157
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JoeyxCloud
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Good job stooping down to that level skank.
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B4SK3TB4IL
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sandwich
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BroSkii69
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny cause you're a whore
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itsame123_fml
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uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick
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joqez
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boobies are a powerfull weapon, aim directly at the enemy, its more like: wo doesn't, at least i do
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lolfood
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Who else thought of the FML with the cop?
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ambear26
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How is this an FML ?
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deepunder
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U are a proven slut. Want to meet up sometime?
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WTF_BRAIN
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I know! Using a man's pure heart against them, really just what has this society come to? Why do women feel the need to help themselves get an advantage by throwing breasts in peoples faces?
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blowupragdoll
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it's conductor babe
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jdude2913
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stupid modern society
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may_cause_fail
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Don't flatter yourself.
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jojo1031
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Wow really? A constructor?
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mollyluvsyew
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*conductor. Let's learn to spell.
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DWordHead16
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The girl who wrote the FML said that I believe, lol. Then it was corrected. I see many people mentioning it ._.
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npk88
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hahaha WOW I didn't even realize she said "constructor"
Let me edit my first comment to...
hahahahahahah DUMB skank!
Let me edit my first comment to...
hahahahahahah DUMB skank!
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this_is_my_shizz
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lmao!!
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kevind23
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Why would you tell the constructor that? It's called a conductor, genius.
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PureGold
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hahahaha you deserved that xD. I love how up-front he was about it.
And it's "conductor" lol.
And it's "conductor" lol.
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tabyyy
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you deserved it for calling the guy a "constructor".
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holynemesis1208
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haha. i hope you played it off cool and didn't get all pink in the face.
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sullysair123
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actually, I hope she did...she deserves it...
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GreekYogurt
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Agreed