FML : Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened...

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Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mulee - / Saturday 7 March 2009 12:03 / Belgium

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By may_cause_fail | 0

#19956 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

Don't flatter yourself.

By itsame123_fml | 0

#19953 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

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By npk88 | 0

#19952 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

hahahahhahahahahaha. Skank

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DarkPrince_fml | 0

#979543 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 1:14

skank power fail

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troyboyd05 | 0

#980230 - Friday 16 April 2010 5:36

Skank powers, activate!

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megamandude455 | 10

#997649 - Wednesday 19 May 2010 17:30

nice ones 156 & 157

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JoeyxCloud | 0

#1039071 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 11:16

Good job stooping down to that level skank.

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B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1462691 - Monday 27 September 2010 2:17

sandwich

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BroSkii69 | 8

#1549605 - Friday 15 October 2010 4:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny cause you're a whore

By itsame123_fml | 0

#19953 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

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joqez | 0

#1194655 - Thursday 5 August 2010 18:06

boobies are a powerfull weapon, aim directly at the enemy, its more like: wo doesn't, at least i do

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lolfood | 24

#4261740 - Thursday 5 April 2012 7:36

Who else thought of the FML with the cop?

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ambear26 | 14

#4776369 - Sunday 5 August 2012 16:57

How is this an FML ?

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deepunder | 17

#5528239 - Monday 10 June 2013 8:25

U are a proven slut. Want to meet up sometime?

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WTF_BRAIN | 11

#6040790 - Monday 18 August 2014 0:18

I know! Using a man's pure heart against them, really just what has this society come to? Why do women feel the need to help themselves get an advantage by throwing breasts in peoples faces?

By blowupragdoll | 0

#19955 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

it's conductor babe

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jdude2913 | 0

#3592778 - Wednesday 16 November 2011 8:01

stupid modern society

By may_cause_fail | 0

#19956 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

Don't flatter yourself.

By jojo1031 | 0

#19958 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:10

Wow really? A constructor?

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mollyluvsyew | 0

#3126042 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 15:16

*conductor. Let's learn to spell.

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DWordHead16 | 19

#5653133 - Sunday 1 September 2013 11:19

The girl who wrote the FML said that I believe, lol. Then it was corrected. I see many people mentioning it ._.

By npk88 | 0

#19970 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:16

hahaha WOW I didn't even realize she said "constructor"

Let me edit my first comment to...

hahahahahahah DUMB skank!

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this_is_my_shizz | 7

#2633838 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 0:51

lmao!!

By kevind23 | 0

#19977 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:18

Why would you tell the constructor that? It's called a conductor, genius.

By PureGold | 0

#19979 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:19

hahahaha you deserved that xD. I love how up-front he was about it.

And it's "conductor" lol.

By tabyyy | 0

#19984 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:26

you deserved it for calling the guy a "constructor".

By holynemesis1208 | 3

#19990 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:29

haha. i hope you played it off cool and didn't get all pink in the face.

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sullysair123 | 19

#6325659 - Saturday 20 June 2015 6:44

actually, I hope she did...she deserves it...

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GreekYogurt | 26

#6400982 - Thursday 3 September 2015 13:41

Agreed

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