FML : Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened...

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Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mulee - / Saturday 7 March 2009 12:03 / Belgium

Intimacy

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By may_cause_fail | 0

#19956 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:09

Don't flatter yourself.

By itsame123_fml | 0

#19953 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

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By npk88 | 0

#19952 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

hahahahhahahahahaha. Skank

DarkPrince_fml | 0

#979543 - Wednesday 14 April 2010 1:14

skank power fail

troyboyd05 | 0

#980230 - Friday 16 April 2010 5:36

Skank powers, activate!

megamandude455 | 10

#997649 - Wednesday 19 May 2010 17:30

nice ones 156 & 157

JoeyxCloud | 0

#1039071 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 11:16

Good job stooping down to that level skank.

B4SK3TB4IL | 0

#1462691 - Monday 27 September 2010 2:17

sandwich

BroSkii69 | 8

#1549605 - Friday 15 October 2010 4:21

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny cause you're a whore

By itsame123_fml | 0

#19953 - Saturday 7 March 2009 20:08

uuh.... who does that anywy??? thats sick

joqez | 0

#1194655 - Thursday 5 August 2010 18:06

boobies are a powerfull weapon, aim directly at the enemy, its more like: wo doesn't, at least i do

lolfood | 24

#4261740 - Thursday 5 April 2012 7:36

Who else thought of the FML with the cop?

ambear26 | 14

#4776369 - Sunday 5 August 2012 16:57

How is this an FML ?

deepunder | 17

#5528239 - Monday 10 June 2013 8:25

U are a proven slut. Want to meet up sometime?

WTF_BRAIN | 11

#6040790 - Monday 18 August 2014 0:18

I know! Using a man's pure heart against them, really just what has this society come to? Why do women feel the need to help themselves get an advantage by throwing breasts in peoples faces?