Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
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adelaide_evening
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Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.
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Jaxro
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Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P
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Dax212saysFML
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lol
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NzxtZ06
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you ate condoms with whipped cream?
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baconbag
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They sell lube at Target?
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sk8rchick97
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who buys that stuff from target?
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adelaide_evening
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Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.
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mostlybroken12
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win!
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alexh15
| 13
That actually sounds plausible! :)
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kelseythompson
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I would be pissed as a parent if my kid was exploding cream filled condoms in the microwave
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teamkakashi
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Depends on the age really
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Jaxro
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Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P
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iloveespresso
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#3 i thought the same thing. if i was the cashier id say, "so you like it that way?"
and theyd be .. :S
and theyd be .. :S
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connorgrant98
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They don't care
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Berkies
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Ouch man
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zach5432
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the op is a girl
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seitz96
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Tell her dad had me get a few things after school
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smiles1234456
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LOL #2
but i voted YDI.. how stupid could you be?
but i voted YDI.. how stupid could you be?
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duckpsy
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hahah #2. do that if she questions you.
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medina55
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since when does target sell condoms and lube??? and just hope that your mom doesn't notice those items on the receipt
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butterflygal69
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Really when was the last time u went to Target?
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nco1414
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Target has always sold that stuff..
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wow_ugh_fmylife
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haha woww FYL for sure! but, seriously, how could you not realize that??
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lifeiscrazyyy
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woooow! sucks!