FML : Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that...

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Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By UGH - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:34 / United States

Intimacy

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By adelaide_evening | 0

#94690 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:15

Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

By Jaxro | 6

#94698 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:16

Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

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By Dax212saysFML | 0

#94685 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:15

lol

NzxtZ06 | 0

#1012184 - Sunday 30 May 2010 04:12

you ate condoms with whipped cream?

baconbag | 0

#1582939 - Friday 22 October 2010 12:12

They sell lube at Target?

sk8rchick97 | 0

#2873264 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 09:02

who buys that stuff from target?

By adelaide_evening | 0

#94690 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:15

Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

mostlybroken12 | 0

#1396034 - Monday 13 September 2010 03:40

win!

alexh15 | 13

#3958260 - Saturday 28 January 2012 10:28

That actually sounds plausible! :)

kelseythompson | 27

#5474472 - Thursday 2 May 2013 12:47

I would be pissed as a parent if my kid was exploding cream filled condoms in the microwave

teamkakashi | 18

#6409044 - Saturday 12 September 2015 09:40

Depends on the age really

By Jaxro | 6

#94698 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:16

Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

iloveespresso | 0

#410755 - Sunday 19 July 2009 05:31

#3 i thought the same thing. if i was the cashier id say, "so you like it that way?" and theyd be .. :S

connorgrant98 | 24

#6131701 - Monday 1 December 2014 06:50

They don't care

By Berkies | 0

#94705 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:18

Ouch man

zach5432 | 3

#1400594 - Monday 13 September 2010 10:12

the op is a girl

By seitz96 | 0

#94714 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:20

Tell her dad had me get a few things after school

By smiles1234456 | 0

#94720 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:20

LOL #2 but i voted YDI.. how stupid could you be?

By duckpsy | 2

#94727 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:21

hahah #2. do that if she questions you.

By medina55 | 0

#94730 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:21

since when does target sell condoms and lube??? and just hope that your mom doesn't notice those items on the receipt

butterflygal69 | 4

#3820441 - Monday 2 January 2012 02:50

Really when was the last time u went to Target?

nco1414 | 7

#4889061 - Monday 3 September 2012 12:42

Target has always sold that stuff..

By wow_ugh_fmylife | 0

#94745 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:23

haha woww FYL for sure! but, seriously, how could you not realize that??

By lifeiscrazyyy | 0

#94746 - Thursday 9 April 2009 02:24

woooow! sucks!

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