By UGH - 08/04/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
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adelaide_evening 0

Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

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Jaxro 6
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Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

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NzxtZ06 0

you ate condoms with whipped cream?

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baconbag 0

They sell lube at Target?

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sk8rchick97 0

who buys that stuff from target?

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adelaide_evening 0

Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

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alexh15 13
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That actually sounds plausible! :)

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kelseythompson 27
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I would be pissed as a parent if my kid was exploding cream filled condoms in the microwave

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teamkakashi 18
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Depends on the age really

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Jaxro 6
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Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

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iloveespresso 0
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#3 i thought the same thing. if i was the cashier id say, "so you like it that way?" and theyd be .. :S

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connorgrant98 24
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They don't care

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zach5432 3
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the op is a girl

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seitz96 0
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Tell her dad had me get a few things after school

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smiles1234456 0
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LOL #2 but i voted YDI.. how stupid could you be?

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duckpsy 2
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hahah #2. do that if she questions you.

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medina55 0
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since when does target sell condoms and lube??? and just hope that your mom doesn't notice those items on the receipt

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butterflygal69 4
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Really when was the last time u went to Target?

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nco1414 7

Target has always sold that stuff..

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wow_ugh_fmylife 0
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haha woww FYL for sure! but, seriously, how could you not realize that??

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