By UGH - 08/04/2009 20:34 - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
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adelaide_evening 0

Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

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NzxtZ06 0

you ate condoms with whipped cream?

baconbag 0

They sell lube at Target?

sk8rchick97 0

who buys that stuff from target?

adelaide_evening 0

Tell her it was a science experiment where you filled a lubed condom up with whipped cream and saw how long it took for it to explode in a microwave.

That actually sounds plausible! :)

I would be pissed as a parent if my kid was exploding cream filled condoms in the microwave

Depends on the age really

Hahahaha, I wonder what there person at the check out was like when you had all those rung up. :P

#3 i thought the same thing. if i was the cashier id say, "so you like it that way?" and theyd be .. :S

They don't care

the op is a girl

Tell her dad had me get a few things after school

LOL #2 but i voted YDI.. how stupid could you be?

hahah #2. do that if she questions you.

since when does target sell condoms and lube??? and just hope that your mom doesn't notice those items on the receipt

Really when was the last time u went to Target?

nco1414 7

Target has always sold that stuff..

haha woww FYL for sure! but, seriously, how could you not realize that??