By Zooep - 24/10/2016 13:54

Today, I had to prepare for my big meeting tomorrow morning. Before going to bed, I washed my face. Unfortunately, the towel I wiped myself with turned out to house our red ant infestation. My face looks like a ripe tomato. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 701
You deserved it 776
Animals
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

_Adog2645 24
Send a private message

I hate fire ants with a passion. My old house's yard in North Carolina was infested with them. Those things fucking hurt, I can't even imagine a ton of them biting my face.

25 0
Reply Report
crispiestsquid 4
Send a private message

How could you pick up a towel covered in ants and not realize it? Or why at the first bite did you not stop wiping?

26 5
Reply Report

Comments

Alup132 22

How could you not realize that you were bitten by a bunch of ants, and that you wiped your face with them?

3 8
Reply Report
almost_there44 26
Send a private message

Read the FML again. He clearly realized that he was bitten, AFTER he wiped his face with the towel.

5 2
Reply Report
nonsensical 26

Did you know you had a red ant infestation? If you did wouldn't you have been more careful about things you use to wipe with? Hey at least you don't need to wear blush tomorrow!

2 6
Reply Report
crispiestsquid 4
Send a private message

How could you pick up a towel covered in ants and not realize it? Or why at the first bite did you not stop wiping?

26 5
Reply Report
Lepisma 38
Send a private message

Neat/really awful fact about fire ants - they don't bite individually. They synchronize so that they start biting at the same time so they can send a bigger message. The "first bite" may well have been a dozen bites at once.

5 0
Reply Report
usnwife 18

She may not have opened her eyes, I keep mine closed while washing to keep soap out, and often grab the towel with my eyes still closed so water doesn't run in them. Granted I am paranoid about spiders so I always shake out/check my towel before washing....

3 0
Reply Report
_Adog2645 24
Send a private message

I hate fire ants with a passion. My old house's yard in North Carolina was infested with them. Those things fucking hurt, I can't even imagine a ton of them biting my face.

25 0
Reply Report
Aurora94 20
Send a private message

How long have that towel been hanging there?

2 0
Reply Report
fastman19 20
Send a private message

That bites

1 0
Reply Report
rodrigun449 16
Send a private message

It's a shame to be attacked by the beloved spicy bois. Hopefully your clientele and bosses will understand

3 0
Reply Report
SilmeriaKai 1
Send a private message

I sympathize with you. When I was little I stepped in a fire ant hill and got covered. It was so awful I am terrified of ants to this day. I hope you feel better soon and call an exterminator.

0 0
Reply Report
peterblack67 9

So you used a towel and didn't notice it was covered in ants?? How is that even possible?

0 0
Reply Report