By sistertaxi - Australia
Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML
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  ManicGypsy  |  22

Hate to burst your bubble, but tears contain salt, which causes plants to not grow.

  sonasonic  |  34

#59.... have you ever heard of mineral salts, which are present in the human tears, and which plants need to grow healthily? Do you even biology? Obviously not.

  theTravinator  |  21

My first time I wanted to go to McDonalds with a buddy of mine but when we stepped outside the paranoia kicked in and I was like "nope order a pizza", and we had dominos. Good times, good times