By Anonymous - United States - Olympia
  Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
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  Aug1508  |  9

When you gotta go, you gotta go! I usually don't look inside the bath tub when I gotta pee. I should start too though, you never know what kinda surprise is waiting for you behind the shower curtain.

  l23VIVE  |  17

I wore glasses from when I was 3 to when I was 15 (I'm still 15 but 1 month after I turned 15 I got to stop) during that time my prescription got better and better until now where I only need glasses for reading.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

They were probably trying to be quiet because other people were clearly home.

And I'm wondering why they didn't lock it either. Don't all bathrooms have a lock? Even my house has it on the bathrooms, just not the bedrooms.

  jem970  |  19

I'm thinking that's a no because she needed to run downstairs to pee and also why the bathroom door was not locked. That's just cruel to make someone pee outside because you are having sex in the bath tub.

  Ugi  |  26

#4 & #9 - are you really expecting to go through life without using anything that people have had sex on? Have you never stayed in a hotel? Used a communal shower? Or even a home bath/shower if you have a brother?

The great thing about bathtubs is that they are very easy and convenient to wash.

  doodlecloud  |  26

But...even without the issue of getting two people in a bathtub, the water washes away the natural lube. It's the same reason shower and jacuzzi sex are overrated. No-one likes friction tears down there..


It could be a possibility that they were just having sex in the bath tub without water. Maybe? Her sister's room could be next to their parent's, and they may not have wanted them to hear. Just a thought.

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Maybe she squirts?
I can tell you it's annoying >.< but a bathtub fixes everything. Don't fill it, or barely fill it if there's an issue of getting cold (also good for covering up sound and letting little sisters know someone's in there), and go to town, a girl can squirt as much as she likes in a bath and not have to worry about a damn thing!

  Yorih  |  19

But the OP would have to live in a mansion of some sort to have a bathroom that's over 10ft long, also presuming their vision is similar to yours

  TheMathMajor  |  26

56, I'm the same. I can only see things clearly that are a few inches from my face. My contact prescription is -9. Last time I went to the eye doctor I asked how high they make the prescriptions because my vision is steadily getting worse. She said they make them up to -20 so apparently there are people with much worse vision than me. Made me feel fortunate in comparison :)

  MiloBear  |  11

#98, my dad's prescription is -12 and I'm -7. His eyes are so bad that laser eye surgery wouldn't work on him if he tried. I also can't have eye surgery with the current technology because I have occular hypertension.

I can totally understand how the OP wouldn't see two people. The only reason I can even find the toilet sans glasses is because I've lived in this house for half my life. Also, none of the inner doors in my house have keys in them. My parents don't let us lock inside doors in case there's an emergency. So I can understand why the sister didn't lock.

  TheMathMajor  |  26

Yeah, my eye doctor told me that at -10 and worse the laser procedure doesn't work because they can't shave off enough of the cornea to completely correct your vision, but there are different surgeries you can get done. She said that I'd probably qualify for one that basically inserts a permanent (but removable with another surgery) lens in the eye once my vision stops changing. Would ocular hypertension stop you from getting that too? If not, contacts aren't that bad :)

  alphaskater09  |  9

#119 I changed my picture to a shark because people though the fat chick in my profile picture was me and I felt bad when people stood up for me.

Also I suck at grammar so feel free to tell me where the commas go. ;)