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By ANONYMOUS -_- - / Sunday 15 December 2013 17:18 / United States
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*sees location* Maybe this person was trying to choke it to death in order to make some Kentucky Fried Cock.

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*sees location* Maybe this person was trying to choke it to death in order to make some Kentucky Fried Cock.

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At the stake of getting downvoted, I just want to say I don't understand what any of the above comments mean.

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ya I'm with you. that group sounds like the type of guys you could have a beer and watch the game with. they also sound like the type that won't run away when you get caught in a fight...

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^ Just for your information, I wrongly assumed it was indeed the South simply because of the way that sentence was put together and the fact that they're talking about handjobs openly. Yes, it was a stupid joke, and it was pretty rude. I aplogize for my ignorance.

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33- Well, thanks for assuming that everyone from the south is a stupid redneck that only talks about botched handjobs and the such. You show such intelligence.

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I don't know about you guys, but every time I think of the South, "haggard hand job", is the first thought that comes to mind. It's common knowledge that all those beautiful Southern bells are horrible at the art of the infamous hand job. Now blow jobs, well let's just say that accent of theirs must really work out their tongue muscles..

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I'm from wisconsin and we talk about bad handjobs all the time. It's not only a southern thing.

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I was definitely joking, haha. Bad hand jobs are an epidemic that sweeps the entire globe. I'm quite surprised anyone would take my comment literally. I'm from Pennsylvania. The callused hands belonging to those cute Amish gals certainly aren't a treat for my "heavenly wood". Haha..

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What? People up north don't give handjobs? Because... Because their hands are too damn cold? I guess either a good blow job, or a hand job with an oven mitt fresh from the dryer is more their speed?

By  67FML

Sounds like his life might suck more than yours---depending on what damage all that choking caused.....

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