By Catherine - 23/5/2011 19:33 - United States
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with vision problems. The nurse was helping my mom fill out the paperwork. When asked for her employer, my mom started trying to sell the nurse Aflac, and got into a serious 10 minute conversation about it, all while I'm going blind in my left eye. FML
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  atomicbaboon  |  0

duh! you think the wheel was made to make moving things easier?? NO! it was made by some genius economist who knew he could make a quick buck... or in this case, shell or whatnot.

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

I creep on newbies.

Welcome to FML. Enjoy your stay, don't piss KaySL off for the love of god, and feel free to pick on gayboii.

The cake is a lie, we only have pie. Sorry.

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  kc1997kc  |  9

What is with the freaking blond jokes? I am a blond and bet I have a much higher IQ than any of the idiotic immature miscreants who say rude things like that!

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  ugliness  |  6

learn to laugh at yourself, I learned to laugh at Ginger jokes and the Scottish part in rwj's stereotype song, you should be able to accept insulting humour

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  iEnvade  |  2

Miscreants... lol. And no one here cares how blonde OR smart you are. If you have such a high IQ why aren't you out finding a cure for cancer? Back in the kitchen, bitch!