By seekerglow176 - United States - Natick
Today, I had to go to the emergency room with my sister, due to involuntary muscle spasms she was having. They gave her a muscle relaxer which caused her to be extremely tired and loopy. She decided to start singing loudly with a song she made up about butt fucking. FML
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  aruam365  |  24

Wonder if she was singing this and OP just hadn't ever heard it before or if she actually made a new song? Anyways OP, trust me this isn't anything. Patients do incredibly bizarre things and it honestly as bad as this sounds, it makes our shifts far more entertaining. Only other patients will even remember this by tomorrow. Hospital staff hear and see so many things that unless it's brought up, they most likely aren't going to think about it again. In 10 years, probably sooner, this is going to be something you and your sister will laugh to the point of tears over! :)

  \  |  28

Let's do it in the butt. O... K... (no homo)

  EVnIAS  |  13

It's okay, if you have a little fight. Don't you worry I won't bite not that hard. If you want it, I'll give you power. Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower.

By  Mads_1234  |  28

With a butt fuck here, a butt fuck there, here a fuck there a fuck everywhere a butt fuck... Old McButtfuck had a farm eeieeioh!