FML : Today, I had to go to my son's school for career day, I explained what a banker does and then I asked if anyone had a question, one boy raised his hand...

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Today, I had to go to my son's school for career day, I explained what a banker does and then I asked if anyone had a question, one boy raised his hand and asked "When are all the cool parents gonna come?" FML

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By Blah - / Monday 30 March 2009 04:39 / United States

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By reader1 | 0

#69536 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:44

To #3-you've obviously never been in an elementary classroom. Kids are more brutal than Simon Cowell.

By Jimboom | 11

#69540 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:46

Tell that kid "Sorry, there are no parents with cool jobs coming. We fired them all because all your money are belong to us!"

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By ThatScaryKidd | 0

#69522 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:23

Lmfao

By archeon_fml | 0

#69527 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:32

If your expecting sympathy as a banker... well just now

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bula_rocks | 0

#991620 - Thursday 13 May 2010 6:48

exactly.

By Yamato_fml | 0

#69531 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:37

Sounds like a made up story. No kid asks such a question, they're kids, they're not mentally challenged.

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nateypooo | 0

#1001983 - Saturday 22 May 2010 8:05

yah I don't think they have career days for 5 ur olds

By reader1 | 0

#69536 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:44

To #3-you've obviously never been in an elementary classroom. Kids are more brutal than Simon Cowell.

By kkooaallaass | 0

#69538 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:45

haha don't worry about it. as long as you like your job. but u can't really blame them can u? i mean how exciting is it to listen to what it's like to be a banker

By Jimboom | 11

#69540 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:46

Tell that kid "Sorry, there are no parents with cool jobs coming. We fired them all because all your money are belong to us!"

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cars819 | 0

#1441161 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 12:29

hahaa win

By the_walrus | 0

#69541 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:47

it could be worse, they could have read then papers?

By annis_fml | 0

#69545 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:50

Kids are generally super blunt. And at their age, do you really expect them to be fascinated by your job as a banker?

By youaresofucked | 0

#69552 - Monday 30 March 2009 12:59

Relax OP, there's no such thing as "cool parents" :-)

By dumuh | 0

#69557 - Monday 30 March 2009 13:04

Only the top bankers run the world. :p Most bankers are your average joes.

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