By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 175
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I'm trying to picture the look on the teachers face.

Like that was never going to catch up with her........

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Obviously not since she got caught.

15- people also said Bernie Madoff was smart.

Well maybe it was something like this --> o_O

I'd like to think it looked like your profile pic, 50

I'd like to see the look on the mom's face :o

70: Scowl of terror. The "I should be about 5,000 miles away right now" kind.

Op should take advantage if the situation and make his child start doing more work

I'm trying to picture the look on the daughter's face.

It's like bringing the B-Team back from the dead only you were never dead to begin with!

Like that was never going to catch up with her........

I guess the daughter didn't think of parent teacher interviews either. OPs daughter isn't great at making excuses. Never say a parent died, parents are too involved for it to work.

OP's daughter must watch to much Drake and Josh.... 0_0

There's no such thing as "too much" Drake & Josh.

well, that was a pretty ballsy excuse

Agreed. How'd she think that it'd never end up biting her in the ass?

That was pretty ballsy of her! And I thought I used a lot of great fake excuses to get out of school but never once thought of that one! Maybe it would've worked out if she had brought a "note" from the dad. I know I was a master at writing excuse notes with my moms signature. Sorry that your daughter is a little crazy OP and hopefully your wife didn't beat her ass! Lol

Haha she should have known she was going to get in a predicament. That teacher is going to whip her ass.

Why would the teacher whip her ass? I didn't know that school teachers were allowed to spank their students. If for some reason they are allowed to spank their students, then I'm sure glad I'm not in school anymore. And plus I think I would be pretty f'ing pissed if my child came home and said her teacher whipped her ass! I predict many lawsuits if that were to ever be allowed.

^are you trying to be like Sheldon from the big bang theory? Cause it's not working

Who's Sheldon? I have no clue what or who you're talking about. I actually don't watch that much tv. Get over yourself, really.

I do believe you're the one who needs to get over himself, writing a paragraph response to an fml comment.

121 I do believe you probably need to go back to school, seeing that you think 2 or 3 sentences is a paragraph. Really? Get off me biotch!

118- It's a figure of speech, dummy.

Well I see no other logical thing to do but kill her.

It's so sad that kids will say anything just to not be in school these days.

You should have played along - "Yes, we're here to discuss our daughter ... FROM THE GRAVE."

That just made my day!

Wow smart girl. There was really no way that could have backfired.

Yes there was! In every way possible! I mean-- wait... Is this sarcasm? .........carry on...

Now you'll be known as the "zombie mom" to your husband.

12 - you do realize this isn't Instagram?

Apparently Haley Joel Osment isn't the only person that can see dead people.