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wow jeaulous bitch. YALL COULDNT JUST LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT OF GLORY??? I don't see how people get mad when people say "first" yall are no fun.

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Oh yah and even though it got buried, GUESS WHAT??? IM STILL FIRST!!!! SUK ON IT HATERS IF YALL HAD THE OPPURYUNITY YALL WOULDA DONE THE SAME THING.

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Doesn't matter cuz whatever you do i'm still FIRST :D also I like how the same people that are burying(not sure if i spelled that right) my comments are the same ones that would have said "FIRST" had they got here fast enough.

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I would never say first because what's the point? WHAT IS SO GOD DAMN SPECIAL ABOUT BEING FIRST!? I bet this really is your biggest achievement, how sad =/ LOSER! RASPUTIA WINS!!

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lol its funny when people assume things on internet when they don't know me. oh and BTW that movie is not even funny. stupid to make a FML profile of her.

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I win :D Oh, and BTW....your comment is stupid cause that's not you in your profile pic so fuck off!!

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Actually, you fail....according to all the people thumbing you down :) YAY! RASPUTIA ALWAYS WINZ!!!

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haha I could care less if my shit gets buried. go ahead and waste your time doing it because that doesn't change the fact that i'm FIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! SUK ON IT BITCHES!!!!!!!! oh BTW i have a pic of kim because she is sexy as hell and any man who is not gay would want 2 fuck da shit outta her!!!

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huh? maybe your connection is shitty? even if im not REALLY first my computer says im first and that's good enough for me. lol but why did u say that was the biggest accomplishment in my life if im not first?

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this is exactly what you said "Congratulations, that's the biggest achievement of your life :)", wat have u been smokin?

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I never denied that I said that. Are YOU on drugs or something? You accomplished at failing cause you ARE NOT FIRST!

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damn let me guess? speed dial? damn ur computer must be ghetto as hell. it says exactly this. "#1- On 08/20/2009 at 6:19am by dallasFAN -reply" are u on an ipod or iphone? cuz sometimes when im on an ipod it messes the comments up and shit.

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Speed Dial? WTF is that...do you mean Dial Up? And no, I'm not on Dial Up, my computer is probably a 1000 times better than yours. ANNNNDDDDD, you're still not first. So you still fail for having a crappy computer and bad internet connection. Besides, if I had dial-up, it would take ages to type these comments, and I wouldn't even bother putting up a profile pic, so you fail AGAIN!

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correction. u CHOSE to give her sex advice. u might as well just been wearing a skirt while giving her advice

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Exactly. Either get over it or grow some balls and tell her how you feel. Either way, YDI.

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i'm just going to add something to what everyone replying to this post said, "the girl i'm in love with" and all it's variations are overused so much on this site. having a crush on a girl isn't being "in love" with her. there's a big difference between liking/having a crush on and loving someone. "in love with" usually implies that the feeling is mutual. sorry if this comment makes me sound like a dick, but whenever i see a FML that uses the phrase "the gi

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That's what you say but I bet you wouldn't do that in real life. She has a freaking boyfriend! He'll most likely be rejected and things will be awkward. Best thing to do is move on, it won't be hard to find another girl.

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I actually was in the same position as described, and I told her once before giving her advice and again several months later. The part that sucks is that my feelings haven't changed in 2 years. They've only grown stronger, even though I was denied.

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tell her to suck his dick and then bite down really hard and stick a finger or two in his ass I'm sure her bf will dump her

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134 That's when you bite the bullet and distance yourself from that person. It really sucks, and it really hurts at first, but she's not interested and you are obviously not happy with just being friends. At this point you are just torturing yourself, and believe me, it's a heck of a lot easier to get over someone once you accept that it's not going to happen. I was pining over a guy i went to school with for about two years, and at one point we were even friends with benefits. But eventually i

You should have given her bad advice :D It would have been funny if you explained all this using barbies and action figures. lol

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If you gave her bad advice, she'd never wanna have sex with you! You fool, He shoulda' just offered a more hands on description,

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Fuck all this nonsense about telling her how you feel. That's what women do. Men talk about sex with the girl nonstop, and catch her on the rebound for an easy lay, and dump her ass to find someone else.

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Move on, find someone else, your love for her is blinding you to other amazing women out there. You're a kid, there will be others, and better ones.

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Yeah, but at least he wasn't an ass about it. Quite a few people would have been selfish and lied in a similar situation. Yay for being a good person, OP.

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