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haha I could care less if my shit gets buried. go ahead and waste your time doing it because that doesn't change the fact that i'm FIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!! SUK ON IT BITCHES!!!!!!!! oh BTW i have a pic of kim because she is sexy as hell and any man who is not gay would want 2 fuck da shit outta her!!!
Speed Dial? WTF is that...do you mean Dial Up? And no, I'm not on Dial Up, my computer is probably a 1000 times better than yours. ANNNNDDDDD, you're still not first. So you still fail for having a crappy computer and bad internet connection. Besides, if I had dial-up, it would take ages to type these comments, and I wouldn't even bother putting up a profile pic, so you fail AGAIN!
i'm just going to add something to what everyone replying to this post said, "the girl i'm in love with" and all it's variations are overused so much on this site. having a crush on a girl isn't being "in love" with her. there's a big difference between liking/having a crush on and loving someone. "in love with" usually implies that the feeling is mutual. sorry if this comment makes me sound like a dick, but whenever i see a FML that uses the phrase "the girl i'm in love with" or some variation it makes me rage.
134 That's when you bite the bullet and distance yourself from that person. It really sucks, and it really hurts at first, but she's not interested and you are obviously not happy with just being friends. At this point you are just torturing yourself, and believe me, it's a heck of a lot easier to get over someone once you accept that it's not going to happen. I was pining over a guy i went to school with for about two years, and at one point we were even friends with benefits. But eventually i just realized he wasn't interested in anything beyond that, and I stopped seeing him. Now I no longer have feelings for him, and I found someone else. You will too, but you have to force yourself to let her go first. But good on you for having the courage to tell her, that takes guts. And it's a lot easier to make decisions based on a definitive answer.
You should have given her bad advice :D It would have been funny if you explained all this using barbies and action figures. lol
That is some pretty stellar advice, but to just give you a heads up, she does know that I do have feelings for her, and to some people who think its just a highschool crush, its not. Hahaha. I do know that if I ever hope for something to happen I am in for the long haul, and I'm going to have to suck it up. I'm only trying to do the right thing by letting her be happy. Which by the sounds of it, is a stupid move to some of these guys. I'm not going to do anything to jeopardize my friendship/chances with being with her because I care so much.
@113 you're a dumbfuck. That's not gonna work... unless you were being sarcastic since when has "sucking it up" led anywhere? @116 and OP: Lemme tell you something. To quote Doc Love, "unless she likes you, there's no hope" and right now it is obvious that you are a girlfriend to her, and NOT boyfriend material. "Chances with being with her?" - that chance is zip zilch ZERO buddy, you're wasting your precious time! Tell you what: Picture her getting laid HARD by her bf... picture her putting your advice to use, moaning hard as she is being fucked to the nth degree.. by someone else. Picture how fuckin pathetic you are that your sperm could be all over her but instead this other bastard gets to cum on her. Picture how you "might," I mean *won't* get her until after this douchebag's finished with her... that's right. Don't fuckin think about her unless you drink in that picture of her in the bedroom that night... that's right drink it in fully. Now slap yourself in the fucking face with your dick, and realize that you gotta move on and forward, because she's just holding you back. You sound like a pussy - and what do pussies not do? Fuck... instead, they get fucked by dicks AND assholes and that's your role in the hierarchy right now.
#115 just to answer your question. I am currently on girlfriend number 11. Not very proud of the large number but I have commitment issues so yeah. its not that i suck at relationships, in fact, I could be classified as a player, I know how to work the system and make almost any girl fall for me if i have enough time(i'm not bragging, I'm just saying what other people have told me). I tend to Girlfriend hop. As for the sucking it up and waiting it out. What good would it do if he started telling her over and over again how he feels. It would just screw things up and thus actually making the chance zero. A slim chance is not zero and as long as he stays friends with her, he will always have a slim chance. I know this for a fact. I have been in a very similar situation before. Guess what, eventually we decided to give it a try and it didn't really work out.... BUT because i had been such a great friend before we dated, that girl is still my best friend to this day. #119 I'm a dumbfuck? who's the one who just insulted the other over the computer. Not me. I gave the guy good advice. I gave him advice from an optimistic view point. One of the few who did... and I'm the dumb fuck? is it really that bad to have hope in something and be willing to try for it? How many relationships have you had? and no, you hand doesn't count. I again make a living out of this stuff and am damn good at it if i say so myself. Sure I'm not always right, sure it doesn't always work out. But I don't try to makeit so it works out. I give them the best advice and if he wants to stay her friend and keep the tiny chance he still has. TELLING HER HOW HE FEELS EVERY FUCKING DAY WOULD NOT BE THE WAY TO GO. OP. I'm glad you are seeing the siduation like that. Right now, the best thing you can do is be her friend. If its meant to be, itwill happen. If not then well at least you are still her best friend. Don't listen to most of these people because most of them will end up alone in a trailer park because their wife left them. THeir 19 year old gf dumped them. and their fuck buddies found someone better. Like most of the male race, it doesn't seem worth it unless you can fuck the girl. Now do those relationships built on that premise ever really last? there is a slim chance that one will but it is likely not to happen. Make sure not to obsess over her and be prepared to move on if it comes down to it. But again, for the sake of the relationship. Just be the best friend she can have... Good luck. Feel free to PM me for any other questions, free from the eyes and thoughts of the inbreeds that reside in this world. I'm open to help.