By BrillianceSucks - Canada
Today, I had to give a 15-minute presentation for a conference. I hadn't had the time to write out a proper speech so I decided to just wing it. My sponsor liked my presentation so much he wants me to turn it into an article. Now if only I could remember what I said. FML
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  \  |  28

#3, I didn't quite get that. "Fail use" of what?

  \  |  28

Actually, #3 has "failed use" of proper English.

  jessaiee  |  17

I think 40 was making a joke (referencing to 39's username) and I actually found it quite funny! Is my sense of humour strange or did others not realise...?

  \  |  28

And gain admission into the "Book of Love!"

  yeti37  |  16

Or admit that you were coming down of a meth bender, don't remember a damn thing, and you weren't even sure you were wearing any pants let alone remember the speech. You'll both laugh and he'll forgive you.

  chlorinegreen  |  27

I don't think that's how it works 43 he would probably get suspended for awhile and go through drug screening. Pretty sure even if he's joking they have to do something about it.

By  StarThrower  |  17

Perhaps, it is best to just admit you were overtaken by minute inspiration due to your deep fascination with the subject. If you sell it right, it might sound even more impressive.

If that fails, you can at least find comfort in how talented and skilled you are! Public speaking ranks as a number one fear, above even death, you know :)

By  \  |  28

Perhaps you should become an impromptu speaker. You'd be making some handsome quids just for speaking off the top of your head. :)