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Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

By DamnTornadoAlley / Thursday 30 August 2012 05:55 / United States - Wichita Falls
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By  spaerro  |  8

As the fables of old say: That's a pretty shitty situation.

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By  spaerro  |  8

As the fables of old say: That's a pretty shitty situation.

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  Sandsh8rk  |  36

That's a pretty 'crappy' attempt at a pun. Dont you have anything better to say?

By  afuckedlife  |  4

Shitbreak?

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  deBlobX  |  12

How do you break shit? Wouldn't it just liquefy?

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  PrincessPesa  |  20

Hey Doctor Hook, I have no problem dating myself. I have great taste in music, love great food and humor, and I'm incredible in the sack. I also have a tight 25 yr old (that's right!) body- but I'm still a bit too petite to properly stick a flute up my pussy. Alas.

By  Elegance  |  7

Because the sturdy bathroom stalls will provide enough protection from a raging tornado. Logic.

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  Bullpine  |  11

In the bathrooms at my school, there are no windows and the walls are made out of concrete with steel beams in the ceiling. If OP's school is like mine than it would probably give adequete protection.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

If its anything like my school the bathrooms have very large 6 foot windows.

By  kyat288  |  9

OMG!

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  wubbazugg  |  5

That's just immature. Any student gave me that bs excuse, would fly about as well as an iron pig.

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My friend always walks to a nearby stadium if he needs to take a shit during school time because the bathrooms there are much cleaner. It also makes him 20 minutes late to class most of the time, but at least he doesn't have to deal with other students hearing him.

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