Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML
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91hayek
| 31
Now it is. You can't make me not use it.
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Swellswellswell
| 17
It is a good phrase to use!
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Jared900DUmpling
| 30
Not gonna lie, this sounds like a fun term to use :D
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Dinonick
| 15
Huh.....that actually sounds like it should be a euphemism.....I mean i'm glad it isn't because we have WAY to many euphemisms for that but i'm kinda surprised that isn't one of them
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RodzillaX
| 30
We can never have too many euphemisms.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Doncha just love English? Almost anything can be used in a sexual euphemism! You know what? No. EVERYTHING can be used as a sexual euphemism! Yeah!
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tantanpanda
| 26
Cat trap, meat curtains, hoo ha; the list could go on, just add more.
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leafynitemare
| 24
"meat curtains" killed me
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allykaymorris
| 24
I just like that the word euphemism was correctly used here.
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gracehi
| 31
On behalf of FML commenters, please thank your Romanian colleague for giving us this delightful new euphemism.
Cat flap.
Heh heh.
Cat flap.
Heh heh.
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Cely988
| 29
I'm Romanian and I didn't think of that. I missed the opportunity :(
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buckdharma
| 36
No, that would be your pussy portal.
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countryb_cth
| 38
That's even better than cat flap. You actually made me laugh out loud from this comment. I now want to use pussy portal in every conversation I have.
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7and7is
| 20
I agree. It's not, but it should be.
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illuminotea
| 6
It should be
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dyscomonkee
| 12
What is a cat flap?
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False_Stupidity
| 41
As of now, a vagina.
Thanks to OP's Romanian colleague. ;)
Thanks to OP's Romanian colleague. ;)
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PenguinsLaugh
| 24
I would normally redirect you to this wonderful thing called Google, but I'm feeling generous. A cat flap is another term for pet door.
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hoosierholla
| 17
I've never heard a pet door been referred to as a "cat flap."
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DoomSkuller
| 28
I've heard it called a dog flap
I guess cat flap isn't far from that
I guess cat flap isn't far from that
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LittleRich
| 10
It is the technical term for the Vagina Flaps
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restinpepperonis
| 13
How was this not a thing?
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fakedsincerity
| 32
Anything is a euphemism if you try hard enough.
Cat flap.
Heh heh.