By facepalming all the way - United States - Colorado Springs
Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML
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By  _awwhellnaw_  |  45

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  NicoleP1993  |  29

@5 exactly. This is why teenagers come up with ideas like you can't get pregnant the first time and that the pull-out method is safe. No wonder teen pregnancy is such a problem in some places. I'm just glad that almost all the schools here have mandatory sex ed, just in case parents suck at informing their kids.

  ThatHorse  |  15

Not even Texas would teach that. Texas sex ed is teaches that condoms and sex invoke the wrath of the deities and that you and your entire family will die if you have sex.

  TXFernwoods  |  26

When I got sex Ed (I've lived in Texas since I was 3), we actually were not taught about condoms, but we were taught about abstinence, the penis, the vagina (only the inside), STD's, & not to do anal. That's really about it. Then at the end of the year, we watched the miracle of life video and that was that.

  katachristic  |  19

I went to a public school in Texas and they actually gave us an hour presentation specifically on condoms and spent over ten minutes of it demonstrating how to put one on (on a dummy). I understand that Texas has a lot of religious overtones, but I never understood where people get the idea that we don't know how basic medicine works.

  Abe_er_um  |  12

To be honest #51, I think a lot of the United States think you guys down in Texas are a bunch of cowboys hanging around in Saloons all day shooting guns at the strike of noon, frankly, blame the western movies

  suchwow101  |  4

Damn, now I know it truly is bullshit. They'd say that every time you have sex with a different person that you'd probably die if you're not tested first, or you'll basically be screwed.

  suchwow101  |  4

Now I know it truly is bullshit. They make it sound like if you're not tested every before you have sex with a different person, that there's a 99% chance that you'll get a disease. lmao