By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML
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heirofhope 38
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I guess you could say your vision is in mint condition.

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cat4651 15

I would think your eye would be a little red and noticeably irritated after that- signs that should prove your story true to your boss!

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MzZombicidal 36

Boooooooo!

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_guy_j 12

You need to leave

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cat4651 15

I would think your eye would be a little red and noticeably irritated after that- signs that should prove your story true to your boss!

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MrKilgore 14
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Right. I would think so too.

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Rkikkas9713 25
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Coming from personal experience, the visibility of leftover irritation usually fades after 10-30 minutes

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18drakerad 18
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Or the boss would think they were high

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Invictus_Anima 5
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Let's not forget the fact that OP had to look for her glasses, which means she normally just uses the contacts. That should also be a clear indication that the story was true to OP'S boss.

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heirofhope 38
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I guess you could say your vision is in mint condition.

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TrustStolen 16
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do it to him and show him you're being for real :)))

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pauliegon 18

I really don't think that's a good idea.

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JMichael 25

Somw people just don't know the struggle that comes with brushing your teeth

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Yazoo77 16
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If that's your first time being late, or you almost never show up late, then I don't understand why your boss doesn't believe you... but if you show up late a lot, I can see where is coming from.

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MassiDelta 28
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That last sentence made me crack up!

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CliffyB03 28

Apparently people are having difficulties with brushing their teeth this week.

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saymynamess 19
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You have a valid excuse. However, you need to be convincing when you deliver your story. You don't have to tell the details of what happened if it sounds silly. Try to put some flavors to the story so that it sounds genuine.

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