FML : Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch."...

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By hurtsmyears - / Monday 7 November 2011 01:23 / United States

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By xlord | 27

#3553219 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:37

Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

By andrew_thomson | 9

#3553224 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:38

He must be smokin' some heavy dubies!

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By xlord | 27

#3553219 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:37

Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

XenaWP | 6

#3553246 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:40

Maybe he and his prostitute have taken their relationship to the next level.

claudio117 | 12

#3553293 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:46

Or he was on the phone .....

VickLynx | 6

#3553304 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:48

Or maybe he is talking to his dead wife?

xlord | 27

#3553350 - Monday 7 November 2011 09:01

He just happens to be on the phone everyday yelling at a crazy bitch?

iam_yummylicious | 12

#3553475 - Monday 7 November 2011 10:05

OR... Ohemgee, he has a caretaker? *gasp* - Who woulda thunk?

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#3553584 - Monday 7 November 2011 11:33

Take it easy on him, he just doesn't want to shave his nose hair.

conan13_fml | 0

#3553598 - Monday 7 November 2011 11:47

Maybe he has a visiting nurse, or one or his children/grandchildren who come every day to help/visit him.

ibestef | 1

#3553756 - Monday 7 November 2011 12:49

maybe its toby from paranormal activity 3 :o

rawrriri | 8

#3553781 - Monday 7 November 2011 12:54

Or maybe he talks to himself.

TheNewGuy03 | 26

#3553860 - Monday 7 November 2011 01:15

Or grandpa doesn't give a fuck about what you think. |the kid|

folgy | 10

#3554291 - Monday 7 November 2011 03:42

You get a pineapple put a wig on in and draw a face on it and one night leave it at his door knock and run the crazy shit you would probably hear would be priceless

Daralea | 21

#3555260 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:29

yes xlord. His kids could call everyday to check up on him. And you obviously haven't had to put up with the wrath of a controlling daughter.

gotaphd | 6

#3556112 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:29

He is just messing with you OP

lexa1love | 16

#5197689 - Thursday 29 November 2012 04:27

Maybe a infomercial came on?

By andrew_thomson | 9

#3553224 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:38

He must be smokin' some heavy dubies!

leadman1989 | 15

#3553927 - Monday 7 November 2011 01:36

Cocaine is one helluva drug!

corporatescoundr | 24

#3553970 - Monday 7 November 2011 01:46

Rick James!

Every1luvsfmls | 6

#3560758 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 12:47

This "Old man" actually bangs a different girl every night.

By thingamajiga | 5

#3553231 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:38

schitzophrenic perhaps?

ShakeMeDown | 12

#3557064 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 04:44

Or possibly he has a phone? Nah, he's not that hip.

By wazdog | 4

#3553237 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:39

Perhaps OP is the crazy one imagining voices.

leadman1989 | 15

#3553919 - Monday 7 November 2011 01:35

4 - And boom goes the dynamite!!!

leadman1989 | 15

#3554980 - Monday 7 November 2011 07:11

A person hearing voice that hear voices? Schizoception!

By xbrit551 | 13

#3553273 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:43

Oohh crazy old man :o

By danielabella94 | 0

#3553275 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:43

That sounds annoying but I do feel bad for him!

aissie | 2

#3553284 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:45

Why? He never has to be alone.

danielabella94 | 0

#3553288 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:46

True! :) I just feel bad that he's crazy!

aissie | 2

#3553301 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:47

That's the best kind!

By iimadoki | 0

#3553277 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:44

Lol, run as fast as you can!!

By FYLDeep | 25

#3553280 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:45

He's probably trolling people on ChatRoulette.

VickLynx | 6

#3553315 - Monday 7 November 2011 08:51

And how is that possible?

beatdownbarbie | 5

#3929655 - Monday 23 January 2012 12:39

Oh you're one of the random 9 out of 10 dicks on there. Lol that's why I never stayed on that site. It was like trying to play duck duck goose...but no goose.