By hurtsmyears - 07/11/2011 01:23 - United States

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML
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Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

He must be smokin' some heavy dubies!


Leave him alone.... I think he's going to have an imaginary divorce soon anyway

XenaWP 6

Maybe he and his prostitute have taken their relationship to the next level.

Or he was on the phone .....

Or maybe he is talking to his dead wife?

He just happens to be on the phone everyday yelling at a crazy bitch?

OR... Ohemgee, he has a caretaker? *gasp* - Who woulda thunk?

Take it easy on him, he just doesn't want to shave his nose hair.

conan13_fml 0

Maybe he has a visiting nurse, or one or his children/grandchildren who come every day to help/visit him.

maybe its toby from paranormal activity 3 :o

Or maybe he talks to himself.

Or grandpa doesn't give a fuck about what you think. |the kid|

You get a pineapple put a wig on in and draw a face on it and one night leave it at his door knock and run the crazy shit you would probably hear would be priceless

yes xlord. His kids could call everyday to check up on him. And you obviously haven't had to put up with the wrath of a controlling daughter.

He is just messing with you OP

Maybe a infomercial came on?

He must be smokin' some heavy dubies!

leadman1989 15

Cocaine is one helluva drug!

This "Old man" actually bangs a different girl every night.

thingamajiga 5

schitzophrenic perhaps?

Or possibly he has a phone? Nah, he's not that hip.

wazdog 4

Perhaps OP is the crazy one imagining voices.

leadman1989 15

4 - And boom goes the dynamite!!!

leadman1989 15

A person hearing voice that hear voices? Schizoception!

xbrit551 13

Oohh crazy old man :o

danielabella94 0

That sounds annoying but I do feel bad for him!

Why? He never has to be alone.

danielabella94 0

True! :) I just feel bad that he's crazy!

That's the best kind!

Lol, run as fast as you can!!

FYLDeep 25

He's probably trolling people on ChatRoulette.

And how is that possible?

beatdownbarbie 5

Oh you're one of the random 9 out of 10 dicks on there. Lol that's why I never stayed on that site. It was like trying to play duck duck goose...but no goose.

send his ass to the sanitarium

Sanitarium, leave me be Sanitarium, just leave me alone

You're never alone until the voices go away.