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ollie179
| 21
because it's necessary.
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hotchicklover
| 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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zebraface123
| 6
ew
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WallyTheWombat
| 0
well... why does he?
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Ryan0510
| 0
what a hairy situation
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hotchicklover
| 0
one word comments are for retards
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
Tell his girlfriend this information as revenge.
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smellymellyy
| 7
well.. we all want to know, why does he?
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JipvS
| 15
You can totally use this information against him. (6)
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BeatlesObsessed
| 12
You seriously just couldn't have walked away? I would've done anything to make sure I didn't hear that.
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WallyTheWombat
| 0
Yea I don't get how OP HAD to endure it. Was he/she strapped down or something?
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hotchicklover
| 0
one word comments or for retards
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hottiebrunette
| 0
maybe op just wanted to get their fml posted
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mycookiezz
| 0
it's called brotherly love, embrace it! but don't embrace him, that's creepy. lol
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cyanne_fml
| 7
why didn't you just say "Ew no stop talking" then walk out
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
He shaves it to make his penis look bigger.
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
maybe they were in a car or on a plane or a boat and op couldn't help but listen.
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2ndSucks
| 15
He does it to impress the ladies. (; No one likes coughing up hairballs after getting intimate.
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Crunch_Captain
| 1
he does it cause he is trying so hard to be a man .O.
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Booch1117
| 4
are*
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ILOLatmockdaweek
| 0
112- cos it's manly to shave you're pubes...
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ILOLatmockdaweek
| 0
is op a boy or a girl? Cos if they're a girl that's just sick.
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Joeythetowtruck
| 0
i love trucks
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2ndSucks
| 15
129- its not manly so much as more attractive.
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honeysuckel
| 0
if OP is a girl, they should tell their brother a long story about how they got their first period.
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StudMuffinette
| 17
137- amen!!
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iPoopMusic
| 0
Manscaping should not involve a razor. You're supposed to trim it, not shave it. IDK why your brother shaves it.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
a lot of men shave their pubes. most girls don't like gorilla dicks. and I personally don't like having osama bin ladens beard drooping off my sausage
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wtfmylifedude
| 8
I'm guessing you mean "are"? Oh the irony.
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ariannaa_fml
| 17
137- agreed.
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2ndSucks
| 15
155- Amen to that. I think I love you.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
why thanks 168. but unfortunately I don't believe in love at first comment reading. I'm flattered though!
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2ndSucks
| 15
Bahaha damn. Well I guess I'm out of luck then.
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-170 -171 I smell a one night comment stand!
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dolphincheddar
| 10
no, but my dog likes your dog. he wants to go car chasing together and maybe pee on some fire hydrants
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changetheworld
| 0
There's sure alot of penis going around here.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
so keep it in your pants
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2ndSucks
| 15
Oh im sure my dog would love that. She's a little nippy though, watch out.
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sk8rchick97
| 0
hide ur razor.... don't say I didn't warn u when u find pubes in it...0_o
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Dreamcatcher619
| 6
137- FTW!
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ethang1996
| 0
you're a retard
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gertyygirly
| 4
don't lower fml's already lenient standards by using the slur 'retard.' thanks for being an ass
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codyjeffers97
| 0
first
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throwglitter1
| 0
guess again.
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hotchicklover
| 0
Wtf is the point of a 1 word comment. it tell nothin you idiot
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hotchicklover
| 0
Wtf is the point of a 1 word comment. it tell nothin you idiot
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hottiebrunette
| 0
nope, in soviet russia, he's actually first
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hottiebrunette
| 0
ewww that's personal
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WallyTheWombat
| 0
Failboat?
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WallyTheWombat
| 0
I totally posted that under #2
>=(
Failphone
>=(
Failphone
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Lisa_Simpson_fml
| 5
The comment got deleted, so yours got posted in the nearest one, Mr. Wombat.
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umithinkyess
| 0
Omg neville longbottom killed Voldemorts snake and that helped Harry kill Voldemort!!! Oh and Ron's older brother Fred and snape died:(
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A7X_LoVeee
| 10
^ Book has been out for three or so years. Most of us already know.
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
bury 42's comment!
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Lisa_Simpson_fml
| 5
Anyone who complains about Harry Potter spoilers is just sad. People have been tslking about what happens in the last movie for three years now, get over it, read a book. Books are your friends!
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partyfool2011
| 4
DONT READ 42's COMMENT!!!!
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HolyCarp
| 5
You, sir, are an idiot.
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rattusrattus
| 18
Don't read 42's comment because it has no dang relevance to the FML.
OP, how the hell is a story about the hows and whys of pube-shaving long? Were you tied down and forced to listen? My curiousity demands satisfaction!
OP, how the hell is a story about the hows and whys of pube-shaving long? Were you tied down and forced to listen? My curiousity demands satisfaction!
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ObeseKitten
| 0
Hey!! atleast he wanted to share tips with you.
I wish I had those tips right now, it feels like a wookie's reunion down here.
I wish I had those tips right now, it feels like a wookie's reunion down here.
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whybother8
| 0
at least heis gettin sum.. jelous much?
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Tektite
| 14
You should have said.. "So the girls can see it better" ;)
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Marktheshark
| 0
Maybe someones overacting a little bit, I mean it's not rocket science it's just shaving his pubes how long can it possibly be? unless you're brother is chewbacca or something
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ImNotAHomosexual
| 3
None of you guys once mentioned number 2's post... But... #2 thanks for pointing out the obvious.
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DKjazz
| 20
111- "rocket science"
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Foamy980
| 0
Are you giving him some? 0.o
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ollie179
| 21
because it's necessary.
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IscoreOnU
| 19
Manscaping must be done.
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sourgirl101
| 28
Yes, indeed a must! Goes both ways.
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Babalu722
| 3
from experience, girls dont like man forests. that is why.
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starsfan_9
| 7
like a bisexual haha, someone had to
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spacemanspiff78
| 7
I'm thinking the story involved a girlfriend with braces
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
I think completely bald is kinda gross...?
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sourgirl101
| 28
I don't mind it bald on my guy. Or trimmed. It's like a changed hairdo. Lol just needs to look kept!
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tynickd
| 0
i like when girls shave it where it is a straight line down the middle.. i think its called like a landing strip design?
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
it's a vag-eyebrow
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samiam666
| 0
makes me think of a little kid
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hotchicklover
| 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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LadyBiatch
| 7
Ha ha XD At least if OP walked in on the brother shaving, it would only have lasted seconds. Think the speach lasted for longer than that!
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lucas002
| 0
it makes the incest easier!
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Iamnotmyself
| 17
-127 Yes, incest, that's what we were thinking.
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Mad_Alien
| 8
at least it wasn't OPs mom
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RedPillSucks
| 31
that would have been more interesting. especially if the startle reaction caused him to slice instead of trim.
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jannie22
| 0
hopefully.....
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Imgonnahaveabf
| 9
Yes, incest is wonderful. Every incested parent should be proud of their crack monkey looking kid. SMFH dumbasses these days.
Imma 'bout to have a BF.
Imma 'bout to have a BF.
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manbearpig7173
| 0
I hope you were taking notes...
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AlexRen
| 21
stewie:go ahead and say no to this but, would u shave my coin purse?
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EagorLuvsBigFoot
| 8
Ahaha I love this comment! Funny, Sarcastic and a bit of gross-ness hidden in there. The perfect combo.
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weesh40
| 1
hahaha lol
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Rickilynn1
| 10
Saying 'lol' is not appropriate over the age of nine.
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sydneylol
| 7
lol -_-
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gtaguy1217
| 10
did you like the story?
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Monkeyone
| 0
Yum
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gingerftw
| 0
maybe cuz it's a lot easier to masturbate haha
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
And it's easier if you drop stuff down there, like frogs, or cats.
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GayBaconStrip
| 0
Or finding that last strip of bacon from breakfast last week.
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Enslaved
| 36
Pussy I understand but what's up with the frogs?
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
Don't you hate it when frogs get in there? oh well I guess me and George Bush are the only ones.