FML : Today, I had to console my drunk dad over his girlfriend breaking up with him. When he said, "You know why we broke up don't you?" I replied, "Yeah, you...

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Today, I had to console my drunk dad over his girlfriend breaking up with him. When he said, "You know why we broke up don't you?" I replied, "Yeah, you were fighting a lot, right?" Wrong. I then had to explain to him that his erectile dysfunction wasn't something to be embarrassed about. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 22 April 2011 02:55 / United Kingdom

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By YankeesUniverse | 0

#2387222 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:18

Meow!

By enonymous | 8

#2387316 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:29

Sounds hard. did he need a stiff drink to calm his nerves? I hope you told him he was a stand up guy and didn't deserve for her to bring him down.

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By YankeesUniverse | 0

#2387222 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:18

Meow!

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AnorexicMuffins | 0

#2387237 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:20

Haha well done.

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persianjr1 | 7

#2387253 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:21

well at least he is open with you!!

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Isabel312 | 0

#2387304 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:28

it's kind of sweet

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teddybobo | 2

#2387390 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:47

plenty of medications for that

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jcrob | 0

#2387401 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:52

kamagra jelly !!!

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Tuesdays76 | 0

#2387454 - Friday 22 April 2011 09:04

Viva Viagra.

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CrazyDutch | 0

#2387505 - Friday 22 April 2011 09:25

ydi

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Daerauko | 0

#2387617 - Friday 22 April 2011 10:33

and then I ask myself "where is sirin or the other mod's" the first comment and everyone attached to it needs to be deleted. (including this one)

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Daerauko | 0

#2387643 - Friday 22 April 2011 10:47

heh, my comment gets deleted after pointing out how the mod's need to delete the whole thread attached to #1 and only mine got deleted. meow indeed

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Primo_Loco | 0

#2388063 - Friday 22 April 2011 02:46

I agree with 44. if your dads drunk then dip out on the man when he starts gettin into that. ydi for stickin around even tho you can easily play it offf as if you weren't there.

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elainelovesyou | 7

#2388252 - Friday 22 April 2011 03:57

Agreed with 7. But then again.. I don't really see the point of this fml. You're dad's open with you and whatever else, and you may had have to explain about his erectile, but it wasn't like he video taped it to show everybody..

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eyez_lay_low1921 | 0

#2389002 - Friday 22 April 2011 04:54

ur winning.!! haha

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eddieyes | 0

#2391464 - Saturday 23 April 2011 07:37

woof woof

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mexicutioner123 | 0

#2392605 - Saturday 23 April 2011 05:25

chirp chirp

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EvilCupcake8361 | 9

#3162222 - Monday 22 August 2011 11:31

moo!!

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LaidToRest48 | 9

#4382909 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 08:44

On s'éclate!

By ZombieeeeUnicorn | 1

#2387225 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:19

ahahahaha! :D

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m0tl3ycru3 | 0

#2387419 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:56

oh yes because this fml is so funny...

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BahahahLOL | 0

#2387452 - Friday 22 April 2011 09:03

Get a sense of humor 36.

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number1beaner | 0

#2390547 - Saturday 23 April 2011 03:02

Viva Viagra!

By CACC_fml | 0

#2387229 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:19

Hard thing to hear

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Monjara | 4

#2387364 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:38

LOL

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Jrefinne | 7

#2387388 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:44

Hard thing to feel. Oh wait, it wasn't.

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ImaWiseGuy | 5

#2388206 - Friday 22 April 2011 03:45

tell your dad how life has it's up and downs...

By DrDiamond | 0

#2387232 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:20

such a daddy's girl. lol! sucks for him and u!

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mshooter | 0

#2387665 - Friday 22 April 2011 11:11

No pun intended?

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Reina1123 | 0

#2394086 - Saturday 23 April 2011 11:01

How is that a pun?

By this_female | 0

#2387249 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:20

hahaha(:

By iamthelaw | 1

#2387254 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:21

This is sad

By iLazy | 0

#2387261 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:22

If your dad can't be a dad, ask him to be a mum

By comepoopwithme | 0

#2387270 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:23

they have pills for that

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thepicoeater | 1

#2393771 - Saturday 23 April 2011 09:48

there's an app for that

By pinedo39 | 0

#2387278 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:24

danggg

By PeteyPablo12308 | 20

#2387299 - Friday 22 April 2011 08:28

You're such a sweet daughter... Was that awkward at all? Lmao.

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Daerauko | 0

#2387620 - Friday 22 April 2011 10:35

she's a liar. as if she would be with her man if he couldn't get it up.

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