By facepalm - 27/02/2012 11:06 - United States

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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 064
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muffinXmonster 12
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Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)

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spekledworf 18
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First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required

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hernando240411 0
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Conceded can u say......

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silentbutfunny 0
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Call me stupid, but i dont see "Conceded" anywhere in the fml....

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Mikko8 14
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Can I call you that anyway?

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silentbutfunny 0
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I never said not to

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ThisIsMyReign 4
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He's multitasking. Don't worry OP he still hears you loud and clear.

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biggestfan23 11
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Guys who measure there dick frequently usually aren't packin. Fyl OP

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princess151617 4
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It's spelled conceited *

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RaggleFrock 13
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Finally, a grammar nazi I can get on board with.

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silentbutfunny 0
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28 solves everything, doesn't it?

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KeyboardWarrior 10
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Eye can spell write but I chose not too. Get of muai Bach you darn trolls!

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silentbutfunny 0
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Keyboard warrior, we meat again

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lrgenesis 19
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Eye no it's phun two tipe with bad grammars butt it duznt look gud on a colege rezumay...

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RadikulRam 16
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#49 butt dyz iz fml nut colej.

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The_Troller 14
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Water u guise tawkin bout? I thot ur spose to tlk lyek dis.

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ArcadePie 10
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I'd fuck the shit out of cheryl cole

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silentbutfunny 0
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...nice to know???

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justalilrandom2 4
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Damn you 62, I was brushing my teeth web I read that, it came out of my nose. +1 for you good sir.

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UnderWaterComix 0
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Am I the only one that read 49 in a stereotypical Irish accent?

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sycosyd_97 1
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Yup. Pretty much

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shihtzupup98 3
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U GUIZ STUP FLAMMINGNG DA FML K? U R PREP!!!

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MsAnnaH 1
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He seems very nice ;)

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Jakesterk96 8
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OP-"So Katie said-" BF-"Yes! Six and a half inches!!!"

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MeLuvBewbs 7
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He just wants to keep you safe. A very long penis can really hurt someone. As I have heard...

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crimsonprodigy 15
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As you've heard? Let's hear some stories.

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silentbutfunny 0
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There was this one time, this girl refused to give her boyfriend a blowjob, and he cock-slapped her across the face so hard, she put it on fml. Try doin that with a needle dick.

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crimsonprodigy 15
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Needle dick? I could imagine that penetrating steel, lol.

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spekledworf 18
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long dicks can hurt, I am the unfortunate girlfriend of a larger man... ;)

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jmigs17 19
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You spelled fortunate wrong

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spekledworf 18
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First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required

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biggestfan23 11
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#4 that comment was a very inexperienced one

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silentbutfunny 0
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Ohhhh the irony

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spekledworf 18
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I'm a little short of good remarks today

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tattooedcowboy 6
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Ops bf is a little short to

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ak4608 8
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Spekledworf- 77 FML attempts?? Shitty life?

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spekledworf 18
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Haha not all from me, 90% are from my boyfriend when I "do something FML worthy"

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jojoboy 0
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Guy probably got excited it said 10.... He relooked, 10cm Retake

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mightymart 5
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Then shut the f#&$ up 39?

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lylasgurgur 12
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As inappropriate as that is, it's good because it means that he is completely comfortable with you. Sorry though/:

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muffinXmonster 12
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Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)

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melchibr_fml 0
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Or a short ended one.

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cheaptrix 6
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It most of been hard talking to him

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Jakesterk96 8
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*must have, come on man.

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UnderWaterComix 0
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*Insert length joke here*

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silentbutfunny 0
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These things are important to a man, I wouldn't mind my girlfriend mesuring her bra size while talking with me.

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AppleCurry 0
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But you see, we don't measure our bra size. It's already on the bra.

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crimsonprodigy 15
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Do it anyways ;)

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22jrdn55 15
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Well, unless Its a really serious topic, a guy would not be able to pay attention when theres a topless girl in the room. Who am I kidding, no topic trumps topless girls.

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SecretMe00 5
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What guy wouldn't want to watch a chick size her breasts...

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22jrdn55 15
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guys who would NOT want to see a topless girl are: 1) gay guy 2) brother 3) transexual i could go on but i think i made my point

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coolboy675 16
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Looks like 69 ruined by a period

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silentbutfunny 0
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Your picture describes your readers

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jmigs17 19
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69 is always ruined by periods.

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baseballplaya5 7
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What was the conversation about?

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wes04ram1500 6
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It the number one most asked question by women who are looking for a quick hookup. A man has to know it, what I would be worried about if I were you is who is wanting to know.

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