Conceded can u say......

Call me stupid, but i dont see "Conceded" anywhere in the fml....

Can I call you that anyway?

I never said not to

He's multitasking. Don't worry OP he still hears you loud and clear.

Guys who measure there dick frequently usually aren't packin. Fyl OP

Drop him.

It's spelled conceited *

Finally, a grammar nazi I can get on board with.

28 solves everything, doesn't it?

Eye can spell write but I chose not too. Get of muai Bach you darn trolls!

Keyboard warrior, we meat again

Eye no it's phun two tipe with bad grammars butt it duznt look gud on a colege rezumay...

#49 butt dyz iz fml nut colej.

Water u guise tawkin bout? I thot ur spose to tlk lyek dis.

I'd fuck the shit out of cheryl cole

...nice to know???

Damn you 62, I was brushing my teeth web I read that, it came out of my nose. +1 for you good sir.

Am I the only one that read 49 in a stereotypical Irish accent?

Yup. Pretty much

U GUIZ STUP FLAMMINGNG DA FML K? U R PREP!!!

He seems very nice ;)

OP-"So Katie said-" BF-"Yes! Six and a half inches!!!"

He just wants to keep you safe. A very long penis can really hurt someone. As I have heard...

As you've heard? Let's hear some stories.

There was this one time, this girl refused to give her boyfriend a blowjob, and he cock-slapped her across the face so hard, she put it on fml. Try doin that with a needle dick.

Needle dick? I could imagine that penetrating steel, lol.

long dicks can hurt, I am the unfortunate girlfriend of a larger man... ;)

You spelled fortunate wrong

First measurement was probably 4 inches.... retake was required

#4 that comment was a very inexperienced one

Ohhhh the irony

I'm a little short of good remarks today

Ops bf is a little short to

Spekledworf- 77 FML attempts?? Shitty life?

Haha not all from me, 90% are from my boyfriend when I "do something FML worthy"

Guy probably got excited it said 10.... He relooked, 10cm Retake

Then shut the f#&$ up 39?

As inappropriate as that is, it's good because it means that he is completely comfortable with you. Sorry though/:

Must have been a lengthy conversation.... ;)

Or a short ended one.

It most of been hard talking to him

*must have, come on man.

*Insert length joke here*

These things are important to a man, I wouldn't mind my girlfriend mesuring her bra size while talking with me.

But you see, we don't measure our bra size. It's already on the bra.

Do it anyways ;)

Well, unless Its a really serious topic, a guy would not be able to pay attention when theres a topless girl in the room. Who am I kidding, no topic trumps topless girls.

What guy wouldn't want to watch a chick size her breasts...

guys who would NOT want to see a topless girl are: 1) gay guy 2) brother 3) transexual i could go on but i think i made my point

6.9"?

Why guess?

Looks like 69 ruined by a period

Your picture describes your readers

Redwings

69 is always ruined by periods.

What was the conversation about?

It the number one most asked question by women who are looking for a quick hookup. A man has to know it, what I would be worried about if I were you is who is wanting to know.