FML : Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise...

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Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ipickthegoodones - / Friday 26 June 2009 06:43 / United States

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By FurrTrap | 0

#342656 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:27

Uh Oh! This rings warning bells... I remember a US case where a black guy was involved in selling street drugs (can't remember which). He didn't use any himself, but he did use his girlfriends car in the process of buying/selling the drugs. His girlfriend was totally unaware that he was involved in drugs and certainly wasn't aware that he was using her car to sell them on the street. So she was TOTALLY innocent. I'm sure the FBI were involved at some point in the proceedings and they decided to prosecute the girl because her car was used for illegal activity in selling drugs. She was convicted and incarcerated for a very long time. I thought the case was totally outrageous... and it also smacked of racial hatred.

By freddyisepic | 2

#2387006 - Friday 22 April 2011 06:36

lol this comment was the biggest fail

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By quackquackquac | 0

#342552 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:09

FYL!!!!

suaveneanderthal | 0

#344698 - Saturday 27 June 2009 02:07

so let me get thsi straight, you didn't notice all the shit he stole in your appartment?? because correct me if im wrong but you would notice new things in an appartment that i would imagine isn't exactly huge... so really you didn't know about it? that seems a bit fishy to me.

sadistmonkey | 19

#344867 - Saturday 27 June 2009 03:04

maybe she thought he legitimately bought it. or maybe it wasn't so much that it was immediately suspicious.

aaaaa12345_fml | 0

#364190 - Friday 3 July 2009 05:19

you should have realized that he's a nigger before you went out with him

ouchthatsux | 0

#820279 - Wednesday 3 February 2010 03:13

lol #68 racist but funny. bravo

Sigel | 0

#1554100 - Saturday 16 October 2010 02:01

racist scum

By yaface | 0

#342554 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:09

Sucks to be you. Was there anything good?

By anniesaysbueno | 0

#342571 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:11

You got yourself a keeper!

By black4wolf | 0

#342587 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:14

FIRST COMMENT!!! And YDI because you bf should had a motorcycle

freddyisepic | 2

#2387006 - Friday 22 April 2011 06:36

lol this comment was the biggest fail

teentee401 | 36

#6032420 - Saturday 9 August 2014 10:44

More like fourth

By kennythedude | 3

#342605 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:16

Man your boyfriend was stupid to take your car, and bring the stuff back to your place.

By SoccerChic7 | 0

#342622 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:19

Wow what a fag. I feel bad for you. FYL

By Taubin | 0

#342639 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:22

So, what you're saying is, you are now single and looking? ;)

By derriduh | 0

#342647 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:24

There were probably subtle hints along the way that he was like this, you just didn't want to admit to yourself it was true. So I guess the bright side is that this time you've basically caught him red handed and can move on before he dicks you around more. FYL indeed.

By cherrystarkiss | 0

#342653 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:25

Sherrifs? Where do you live?

snowflake19 | 0

#342771 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:52

FBI - Country State Troopers / Highway Patrol - State (Maine State Troopers, California Highway Patrol) Police - City (Sacramento Police Department) Sheriff - County (Orange County Sheriff)

jabbayoda | 0

#342988 - Friday 26 June 2009 05:51

I think she meant she had three sheriff's DEPUTIES come to her house. You only have one sheriff per county. The sheriff is the elected official who oversees the sheriff's office, which has jurisdiction over a county (whereas a police department has jurisdiction in a specific incorporated city). He's the equivalent of a chief of police, though that position is appointed and not elected.

By FurrTrap | 0

#342656 - Friday 26 June 2009 04:27

Juggalette_623 | 8

#343189 - Friday 26 June 2009 06:43

yea, she was considered an acomplance. and the "mandatory minimum sentance" is like 25 years and if people testify against you (to save themselves) it gets much worse. We need to abolish that law btw... FYL.

sickinlove13 | 0

#344187 - Friday 26 June 2009 11:19

Why did you need to mention that he was black? You could've easily stated the case. It could've had nothing to do with his race. I knew a guy who was driving illegally and his friend got in trouble for it because it was his friend. No matter what their races are, they both got in trouble.