By egged - 08/07/2014 01:41 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had this really high fever and my sister decides I'm hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML
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I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

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Ouch. Sisters, I guess

Perhaps OP's sister was just trying to compliment her (hotness)

I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

I prefer my eggs "fertilized."

#22 That song cracks me up! "How you like your eggs girl? Fried or fertilized?"

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

Just make sure you don't accidentally cook eggs in your hair! :)

I would've never thought about doing such thing. Pretty clever!

What an awesome sister !

how old is your sister? sorry about the egg

How old was the egg? Sorry about your sister

Depending on how old OPs sister is, I'm sure we can make some sort of egg-ception about this incident.

Did it at least sizzle? :p

Just like in Hot Shots...

you just laid there? take a shower... then, when youre feeling better, get your sister back by farting bare ass in her face while she sleeps. problem solved!

I'd say Vaseline on the toilet seat, if they are in a hurry to put it's great when the slide off the toilet.

Omg #13 I've never heard of that one. That's a good revenge prank!

sisters, eh? feel better OP.