Health: Today, I had this really high fever and my sister decides I'm... - FML

By egged - 08/07/2014 01:41 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had this really high fever and my sister decides I'm hot enough to fry an egg on. So I'm lying in bed now, still terribly feverish but smelling of the egg she cracked on my back. FML

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Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

ItsMissLia 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

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Meowzerz208 7

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:29

Ouch. Sisters, I guess

Life_is_FML 22

Wednesday 9 July 2014 9:12

Perhaps OP's sister was just trying to compliment her (hotness)

Testing1234 25

Saturday 12 July 2014 6:25

No just no #43

Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

I'll take an order of scrambled please! Is it possible to get bacon with that?

Satoshi08 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 13:23

I prefer my eggs "fertilized."

triplebeerox 27

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:53

#22 That song cracks me up! "How you like your eggs girl? Fried or fertilized?"

ItsMissLia 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:30

Try make it to the bathroom & take a nice cold refreshing shower. It'll cool you down from the fever plus rid the egg smell :) hope you feel better soon OP!

Chibitalia180 6

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:43

Just make sure you don't accidentally cook eggs in your hair! :)

Karenezzy 20

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:32

I would've never thought about doing such thing. Pretty clever!

sexyboi1985 27

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:33

What an awesome sister !

lil_miss_simran 15

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:33

how old is your sister? sorry about the egg

Grants_69 2

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:24

How old was the egg? Sorry about your sister

swaroop2615 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 18:49

LOL

sugar94_fml 17

Tuesday 8 July 2014 23:38

Depending on how old OPs sister is, I'm sure we can make some sort of egg-ception about this incident.

cyttex 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:33

Did it at least sizzle? :p

feelingold 18

Tuesday 8 July 2014 20:38

Just like in Hot Shots...

badluckalex 23

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:42

you just laid there? take a shower... then, when youre feeling better, get your sister back by farting bare ass in her face while she sleeps. problem solved!

Axel5238 29

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:51

I'd say Vaseline on the toilet seat, if they are in a hurry to put it's great when the slide off the toilet.

allisoncat7 8

Tuesday 8 July 2014 19:58

Omg #13 I've never heard of that one. That's a good revenge prank!

ihpp 22

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:44

sisters, eh? feel better OP.

JRtheSnowman 5

Tuesday 8 July 2014 10:47

But did it work?

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