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By  buckdharma  |  36

I have a story for you, op. Sit down, and relax. After after all you're not going anywhere.
Once upon a time in Chicago, there live this friendly train tortoise named L who plodded along, but didn't waste time looking through your bags, or x-raying your children.

Now let me tell you about the O'Hare...