By Bloody Nose - 16/04/2016 05:14 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I had the longest, bloodiest, bloody nose ever when I was at work. I got blood on a few materials as I was running to the restroom. I work in a food factory, so everything had to be sanitized and thrown out. Now management wants me to pay for everything we had to throw out. FML
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nix1993 41
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I used to work in an assembly line making sandwiches and I got fired because we had a surprise inspection and I was wearing gloves and a medical mask, which apparently caused unnecessary alarm. I had the flu and I had tried to call in sick every day for the past 3 days and had been told I would be fired if I didn't show up. I guess common sense is not all that common in the food production industry!

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jimeple 12
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It was an accident. You don't have to pay for anything.

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mattzawesome 28

Don't pick your nose so much then, eh?

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domolovesyoshi 33
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Yes that is the only ever cause of a bloody nose, moron

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Stxsyh 30
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Bloody nose doesn't only happen because of nose picking, #1. -.-

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bonjourhello 25
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Jfc take a joke guys

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may14th 26
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I have a hereditary bleeding disorder and get random bloody noses at least three times a week.

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mattzawesome 28
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That's cool, I didn't ask.

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Krankerev 10
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I don't think that was relevant to the conversation

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verysmarmy 11
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Today, I realised that no-one on a popular entertainment website is capable of identifying humour. FML.

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jimeple 12
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It was an accident. You don't have to pay for anything.

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jake_braves 25
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Bloody hell, op!

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hellobobismyname 24
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Exactly. Refuse to pay. The law should be on your side with this one.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Moreso because it's a medical accident.

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thatguy9261 15
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Hope you can pay

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LowLifeKid 15
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He doesn't need to.

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websphere69 27
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wow, that's a bloody mess now to be in. Not sure that they can make you do that if it wasn't your fault though.

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soodytheboi 23
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Wow I'm sorry OP. You shouldn't be held responsible for something that was not your fault.

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nix1993 41
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I used to work in an assembly line making sandwiches and I got fired because we had a surprise inspection and I was wearing gloves and a medical mask, which apparently caused unnecessary alarm. I had the flu and I had tried to call in sick every day for the past 3 days and had been told I would be fired if I didn't show up. I guess common sense is not all that common in the food production industry!

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FlutterLoud 29
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That's how it was when I worked at subway, so I said "fine then fire me. I'm not getting the whole town sick because the manager doesn't want to cover shifts for anyone" bleh

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Mohamedegypt 13
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you could actually get a lawyer for that, and you'd probably win the case too.

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CrassKal 27
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14, If you can afford a lawyer, which I would say most people working at Subway couldn't.

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nix1993 41
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To be honest I wasn't too upset; it was more than a little bit worrying that taking sensible hygiene precautions when making food was not only considered unnecessary but was actually 'alarming'.

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fsomelife 26
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#8 and #13, kudos to you for being such responsible people and minding others! I wish at least more, if not all, workers would be this sensible! Major respect to you guys.

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PoolDeadio 12
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That's bloody ridiculous!

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ConfusedCat 11
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Not now deadpool!

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n_a_t_a_l_i_e 6
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Lay off the cocaine bro ?

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thesmeagol 22
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Don't tell me how to live my life.

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Rubbamonkey 5
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Tell them to kiss your ass, they can't make you pay for it. If they try to I'd sue, they can only write it off as a loss

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