FML : Today, I had the closing shift at work in a cafe and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished...

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Today, I had the closing shift at work in a cafe and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee she grabbed my arm and said 'I think that man is masturbating' and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML

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You deserved it

By MBG - / Friday 5 June 2009 07:43 / Australia

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By RyeBreadBoy | 0

#270370 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:29

i'm pretty sure you could've thrown him out at that point.

By may_cause_fail | 0

#270377 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:30

The coffee was just that good?

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By jadeddream | 0

#270364 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:28

wtf?

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syddyb | 0

#1107181 - Sunday 18 July 2010 10:29

agreed.

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_cameronkc_ | 17

#6119168 - Saturday 15 November 2014 09:11

Good thing you didn't have cleanup too! ;D

By RyeBreadBoy | 0

#270370 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:29

i'm pretty sure you could've thrown him out at that point.

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Zazoo1995 | 22

#5490101 - Monday 13 May 2013 06:43

My thoughts exactly... Isn't there a law against public masturbation or decency?

By RosarioRivera | 0

#270371 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:29

sucks!

By may_cause_fail | 0

#270377 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:30

The coffee was just that good?

By Silent_Harmony | 3

#270382 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:31

I would have called the cops...

By poolshark | 0

#270398 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:33

"Damn fine coffee! And HOT!"

By fortytwo | 0

#270400 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:33

inb4"grabed" comments

By CryingHowls | 0

#270406 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:33

did he take really long? hahaha what was he masturbating at...? you? o.O

By omigod | 0

#270432 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:38

what were u doing the whole time when waiting for him to finish?

By ChelseaChops | 0

#270435 - Friday 5 June 2009 04:38

You should have went over to investigate. If he was, then chuck him out or phone the police.

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