By MBG - 05/06/2009 07:43 - Australia

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Today, I had the closing shift at work in a cafe and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee she grabbed my arm and said 'I think that man is masturbating' and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML
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i'm pretty sure you could've thrown him out at that point.

The coffee was just that good?

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Good thing you didn't have cleanup too! ;D

i'm pretty sure you could've thrown him out at that point.

My thoughts exactly... Isn't there a law against public masturbation or decency?

The coffee was just that good?

I would have called the cops...

"Damn fine coffee! And HOT!"

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did he take really long? hahaha what was he masturbating at...? you? o.O

what were u doing the whole time when waiting for him to finish?

You should have went over to investigate. If he was, then chuck him out or phone the police.