Today, I had the closing shift at work in a cafe and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee she grabbed my arm and said 'I think that man is masturbating' and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML
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RyeBreadBoy
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i'm pretty sure you could've thrown him out at that point.
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may_cause_fail
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The coffee was just that good?
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jadeddream
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wtf?
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syddyb
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agreed.
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_cameronkc_
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Good thing you didn't have cleanup too! ;D
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RyeBreadBoy
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i'm pretty sure you could've thrown him out at that point.
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Zazoo1995
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My thoughts exactly... Isn't there a law against public masturbation or decency?
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RosarioRivera
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sucks!
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may_cause_fail
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The coffee was just that good?
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Silent_Harmony
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I would have called the cops...
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poolshark
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"Damn fine coffee! And HOT!"
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fortytwo
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inb4"grabed" comments
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CryingHowls
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did he take really long? hahaha
what was he masturbating at...? you? o.O
what was he masturbating at...? you? o.O
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omigod
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what were u doing the whole time when waiting for him to finish?
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ChelseaChops
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You should have went over to investigate. If he was, then chuck him out or phone the police.