By Anonymous - 6/5/2009 19:17 - United States
Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML
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  BrEnNo1023  |  5

OH MAN, YOU SUNK MY BATTLE-SH!T!

no seriously, i would have taken charge of the situation and laughed at them - 'how do you like that smell. now i challenge you to do better...do you want me to show you?'
i would have walked away laughing, and i WOULDN'T have washed my hands (at least until they went elsewhere, thinking in their own tiny pathetic minds that i was a 'weirdo'). sometimes you just have to embrace life and try your best to turn a situation around to ensure nobody's rubbing your face in the dirt (or in this case, toilet) XD live and love living