By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
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  pooldude  |  24

yah the boyfriend should have anticipated that he is sooo good in bed, that his girlfriend's legs are gonna be weak and she is gonna slip and hit her head, knocking her unconscious. Yup, that makes perfect sense!!

By  mayhemily  |  7

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  Setareh23  |  34

Perhaps she wasn't unconscious for very long, and he was still laughing when she awoke? My brother once fainted, fell down the stairs, then awoke in all of 2-3 minutes, so it's definitely a possibility.

  9a_1z  |  12

You don't always wake up 3 hours later in someone's basement like in films! It's still a cause for concern even if it's only a very brief time you've been unconscious for though, I hope her boyfriend stopped laughing quickly and made sure she wasn't showing any signs of concussion etc.

  jaspinkgrl01  |  18

When op regained consciousness she could have told her boyfriend what happened. Or her boyfriend could have found her, woke her up and then ask what happened.

  klutz44  |  28

When I was in 5th grade, I fainted during choir practice. When I woke up, everyone was still singing. Sometimes you're only out for a few seconds.

  allplayedout  |  20

Hitting your head doesn't cause sustained unconsciousness like in the movies. You should be awake, if stunned (and possible concussed) within ~a few minutes. Much longer would mean some real brain damage if trauma is what caused the spell.

By  VeganDarkLight  |  31

Ouch, that must've hurt! Get well soon. I doubt your boyfriend wanted to laugh at you, sometimes you just can't help it if you see something funny. As long as he apologized afterwards and took care of you, I wouldn't be mad at him.