FML : Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By chicochico / Friday 19 December 2008 16:05 / France

Intimacy

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By ionelementz112 | 0

#60 - Tuesday 3 February 2009 21:48

You should have said, "I forgive you."

By Adam_B | 0

#2968 - Tuesday 17 February 2009 11:45

FML = F*** My Life

FML = Forgive Me Lord

Coincidence...?

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By ionelementz112 | 0

#60 - Tuesday 3 February 2009 21:48

You should have said, "I forgive you."

n3rdzgotskillz | 29

#612386 - Friday 9 October 2009 21:54

Haha, win :')

teozac | 0

#818538 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 14:16

WIN

erick1105692 | 0

#881177 - Monday 22 February 2010 5:19

lawl

imsexb3ast | 0

#968248 - Friday 26 March 2010 1:30

lol nice 1 there

Bilama | 1

#1723217 - Friday 19 November 2010 13:55

LMAO! yes

AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#2031449 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 2:28

mwahaha epic win there

Rawr100 | 0

#2494336 - Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:59

Fuck yeah

By alpuppy | 0

#279 - Thursday 5 February 2009 14:49

so incredibly hot

GMS1 | 7

#1332314 - Wednesday 1 September 2010 8:03

yes! I thought so too.

changesinme | 0

#1683568 - Thursday 11 November 2010 18:51

I wonder who she was thinking of when she came, you or .....

Leoboy635 | 0

#2214852 - Monday 21 March 2011 6:29

lmao win#105,that made my day

Ryanjr | 2

#4816293 - Wednesday 15 August 2012 16:33

I know right!

By moxy_fml | 0

#390 - Friday 6 February 2009 17:54

DUDE, AWESOME

By HanisMan01 | 0

#496 - Saturday 7 February 2009 13:36

I would have yelled Praise the lord! as i finished haha

By WhatThePhuc | 0

#639 - Sunday 8 February 2009 8:17

that is so awesome lol

By MisterJD | 0

#676 - Sunday 8 February 2009 15:57

It's always easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission...

yayhesdead165 | 1

#362379 - Friday 3 July 2009 1:56

#7 is right
#24 also right and
#26 sometimes right
stick with it and it will pay off!

By cndrow | 0

#921 - Monday 9 February 2009 23:30

Oh gawd, that's horrifying to me. lol! You poor thing.

randome101 | 12

#5973597 - Thursday 12 June 2014 22:21

Yeah that would freak me out

By 2random | 0

#1043 - Tuesday 10 February 2009 11:52

haha at #20 that made me laugh sooo much !!!
LOL

By strawberrymilksh | 0

#1230 - Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:02

hahahahahaha this made my life.

By captcool024 | 0

#1519 - Thursday 12 February 2009 9:18

i wish i was you.. the only thing better would be the houdini.

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