Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was and it turned out to be quite a large spider. Guess who isn't constipated anymore. FML
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marcelmg
| 9
Next time dont go for the pills, just find you a hairy spider.
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gamermonster
| 34
Whatever works...
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marcelmg
| 9
Next time dont go for the pills, just find you a hairy spider.
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gamermonster
| 34
Whatever works...
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Moskaaa7
| 26
Omg. Nobody deserves a huge spider on their head. My thoughts go out to you.
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tomatosz
| 23
Anyone else went to check if OP was Australian?
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Shaky_Spear
| 11
Only after you said that.
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MisstressNicole
| 20
Yes, I did. Anytime it's about a huge spider. I assume Australia.
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superfunland
| 5
literally scared the shit out of you..
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PineapplePizza
| 15
This needs more upvotes.
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DravensTheName
| 16
Spiders, the ultimate laxative
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Rayth
| 19
Look on the bright side. At least your not constipated anymore…
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Lalala579121
| 27
I hope you weren't too attached to your hair, because now you have to burn it all off.
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techieloot1
| 6
you mean house
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Gunny20
| 25
You mean town?
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firemuncher
| 19
hahaha you poor soul at least the worse thing is that you gotta wash your underwear now
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fitnessgram
| 19
That spider scared the crap out of you. literally.