FML : Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was...

Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was and it turned out to be quite a large spider. Guess who isn't constipated anymore. FML

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By NotAGoodDay - / Wednesday 10 August 2016 18:57 / United Kingdom - Sudbury

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By marcelmg | 9

#6682887 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:03

Next time dont go for the pills, just find you a hairy spider.

By gamermonster | 34

#6682888 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:05

Whatever works...

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By marcelmg | 9

#6682887 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:03

Next time dont go for the pills, just find you a hairy spider.

By gamermonster | 34

#6682888 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:05

Whatever works...

By Moskaaa7 | 26

#6682889 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:20

Omg. Nobody deserves a huge spider on their head. My thoughts go out to you.

By tomatosz | 23

#6682890 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:21

Anyone else went to check if OP was Australian?

Shaky_Spear | 11

#6682898 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:37

Only after you said that.

MisstressNicole | 20

#6682959 - Saturday 3 September 2016 16:15

Yes, I did. Anytime it's about a huge spider. I assume Australia.

By superfunland | 5

#6682891 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:23

literally scared the shit out of you..

PineapplePizza | 15

#6682994 - Saturday 3 September 2016 18:13

This needs more upvotes.

By DravensTheName | 16

#6682896 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:31

Spiders, the ultimate laxative

By Rayth | 19

#6682897 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:31

Look on the bright side. At least your not constipated anymore…

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6682899 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:44

I hope you weren't too attached to your hair, because now you have to burn it all off.

techieloot1 | 6

#6682997 - Saturday 3 September 2016 18:30

you mean house

Gunny20 | 25

#6685081 - Wednesday 7 September 2016 20:18

You mean town?

By firemuncher | 19

#6682904 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:53

hahaha you poor soul at least the worse thing is that you gotta wash your underwear now

By fitnessgram | 19

#6682905 - Saturday 3 September 2016 13:54

That spider scared the crap out of you. literally.

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