By Anonymous - United States
  Today, I had plans for a romantic night with my boyfriend, who is perfect in every way possible. We were going to have sex for the first time as well. Unfortunately, I had a dream last night about him shitting all over me and I can't look at him with a straight face. FML
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  Pleonasm  |  34

Does there always have to be a trigger? I get the most random dreams and I can't find any discernible link to my waking life...
Maybe it's just me. Or maybe hyenas prancing over a green and yellow segway, showing me yoyo tricks before I plunge into a giant pot of frisbees and fireworks has some deep and significant meaning like:
I need to take oppurtunities before they fly by me and explode.

  CCSA  |  12

28 - I agree on the most part, but if I felt the urge to go to the bathroom when sleeping I usually dreamt of myself going to the bathroom or situations alike, but not someone else going or even shit on me...

  USMCbabyy  |  9

I don't get how this is even an FML.

1) He is your boyfriend, and if you are planning on having sex with him for the first time, then I'm sure you know him pretty well by now. Especially since you seem to be making into it a special event.
2) It's a fuckin' dream and if you are using this dream as an excuse not to have sex, then you, obviously, are not ready yet.
3) Planning to have sex with your boyfriend for the first time should adequately motivate you into doing it. And liking it.

By  loserman67  |  35

"my boyfriend, who is perfect in everyway possible." Man, does that guy have you fooled. I think when you have sex for the first time, the "perfect in everyway possible" dream will fade.


He does have a point, no one is "perfect in every way possible." They obviously don't know each other that well if they haven't found anything they dislike about each other.

  doodlecloud  |  26

'Love makes us turn a blind eye' = putting up with little problems because in the grander scheme of things they don't matter NOT seeing everything through rose-tinted glasses to the point that you describe your boyfriend as 'perfect in every way possible'. Plus, even if you thought that, why would you say it like that to other people, especially when it's not really related to the fml?