198
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
Comments
Reply

To all folks saying it's a repeat, it is not. There was another one a while back with wisdom teeth and a boyfriend, but it didn't end like that at all.

Reply

this sounds just like the other one only he asked when the next time she could give a blow job would be...

Reply

to the people bitching about how there was a similar post a couple weeks ago... maybe some of us have lives and aren't on fml all day every day and read every post ever posted. thanks for your time.

Reply

When my exneighbor had his wisdom teeth removed the painkillers made him really out of it and he went to a Waffle House. Unfortunatly, he ate one of their radiated waffles and grew another head which was constantly quoting Steven Wright. I believe he killed himself within 20 minutes.

Reply

"One night a couple was lying in bed. The husband was feeling frisky so he rolled over and tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says ‘I'm sorry honey, but I have a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.’ Rejected, the husband turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later he rolls over and whispers in her ear ‘Do you have a dentist appointment, too?’"

Reply

why dont u guys flirt in real life not just behind ur computer all safe y todo u guys take up lik a page sayin the same shit over and over again

Reply

you act like were all trying to go out. it's just a simple compliment. maybe if you had a picture you would get one too.

Reply

well that was probably how wide the OP's mouth opened before the wisdom teeth surgery (which is horrible, btw). so it's not a win or loss for the bf. but when I got my surgery I most definitely would have not wanted to suck on a dick.

Reply

lol what if sometimes it seems your mouth just ain't big enough or far enough back?

Reply

yeah because removing teeth makes you able to open more.... how the hell does that make any sence?

Loading data…